[Advanced] The Usual Suspects Mafia - GAME OVER - COPS WIN

[csarmi]

Isn't that Ákos Kovács?

[Cory Caboose]

 I lied about lying.  You wanted it more. GG.

 

I didn't shoot either of you

 

I fight for you and Hallia

 

I fight with the strength of a billion suns

[Cory Caboose]

This is playing out in an oddly dramatic fashion

I challenged Wwwombat to a thunderdome yesterday but Blue decided the climatic finale was to be postponed and we got some intro fight with Sili and Hallia

 

Yet here we are today.

[Songstress]

Isn't that Ákos Kovács?

 

 

Sssh, dead guy.

 

I pulled the spelling from IMDB or something, it's obv not authentically spelled.

[Yates]

Also, I curse you RNG.  CURSE YOU!!!

 

*DIES*

[Cory Caboose]

I vote we allow all dead players to post for the remainder of this game

[keyholder21]

 

 

I lied about lying. You wanted it more. GG.

I didn't shoot either of you

 

I fight for you and Hallia

 

I fight with the strength of a billion suns

True, we did not shoot you guys. We wanted it to be us at the end. THEEE ENDDDD.

[keyholder21]

This is playing out in an oddly dramatic fashion

I challenged Wwwombat to a thunderdome yesterday but Blue decided the climatic finale was to be postponed and we got some intro fight with Sili and Hallia

 

Yet here we are today.

It's quite entertaining.

[Cory Caboose]

My Usual Suspects brothers, I call for your strength! The great lord of lies Yates, lend me your incorrigible guile and sleight of hand to help me defeat my last opponent. Great Kivam! Lend the power you hold, the power with which you crushed the Hungarians with brutal efficiency. AJ, you have the heart of a giant and with your blessing I believe I will grow both tall and fierce in your honor. Nynaeve and dicetosser! From you I request both the power of boobs and the power of looking through stranger's windows at boobs, respectively! And finally, John Snow, lend me your power to forget my previous failures. I can only be weighed down by where I have failed in the past, so I must know nothing.

 

My Hungarian brothers, I call for your support! My beloved Hallia, lend me your earnest soul and pure heart to help me tackle my challenges with sincerity and integrity. From Clov and BFG, the will to both crush my opponents without mercy and also use the emoticon when necessary. From Shad, the soul of a newborn lion already ready to prowl and hunt with the pack. From Nolder and Darthe! Please stay at least 50 yards away from me in accordance with the court order! From Lenlo! Give me, uh, your powers of being Lenlo!

[Songstress]

OMG, I am dying here.

 

*snort*  

[Celeste]

*floats around*

[Cory Caboose]

Wombat you do not know the true strength of the opponent you face today. Our name may be CorKey and our avatars might be of blueberries and a horse, but hidden in our depths is WIM from which you could never even comprehend. Because like our hydra, the spirit of our team has become one being, one lightning rod of insurmountable power and determination.

 

You might see us as CorKey, but within our soul we hold the power of Zander. From his maw will come an unstoppable torrent of lolololols and +1s, so voluminous at rapid in succession that you will beg for mercy.

 

You might see us as CorKey, but within our soul we hold the power of Talya. She's basically some kind of dragon or dinosaur or something. She breathes fire and stuff.

 

You might see us as CorKey, but within our soul we hold the power of Razen. Did you see the posts he made this game? That guy is totally sick. It's a shame he died early because that kid's got it going on. I mean damn.

 

You might see us as CorKey, but within our soul we hold the power of csarmi. Fear his final words: üdvözlet szeretne vásárolni egy matrac ? Én sok matracok eladó

 

Combined you face a being of simply epic capabilities. You mineswell concede now, as you cannot win this fight.

 

This is our final form.

 

[Cory Caboose]

Are we ready? I think we're ready...

[Cory Caboose]

TALYA!!!

 

 

 

RAZEN!!!

 

 

ZANDER!!!

 

 

SALAMI!!!

 

...

 

SALAMI???

 

Where is Salami?

 

...

 

 

OH GODDAMNIT YATES

IT'S SALAMI'S TURN, LET HIM DO HIS INTRO FFS

 

...

AHEM...

 

SALAMI!!!!

 

 

oh wow.

 

ER, UM!!!

AND ME, CORKEY!!!

 

 

IT'S...

 

 

MORPHIN TIME!!!!

[WWWwombat]

I wish I was the monster you think I am! I wish I had enough bullets for the whole pack of you! I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow them!  I will not give my life for the #ALLIANCE and I knew I'd get no justice here, so I will let RNGesus decide my fate.  I DEMAND A TRIAL BY RNG THUNDERDOME!

 

[WWWwombat]

[v]CorKey[/v]

[Cory Caboose]

LET THE TRIAL BEGIN

[Songstress]

OFFICIAL VOTE COUNT:

 

 

Wombicat (1): CorKey

CorKey (1): Wombicat

 

 

A TRIAL BY RNG THUNDERDOME HAS BEEN REQUESTED!

[Cory Caboose]

[Cory Caboose]

WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE!! THIS WOMBAT IS A FORMIDABLE FOE!!

WE MUST USE OUR FINAL MANUEVER!!!

 

[WWWwombat]

[Cory Caboose]

STRIKE FOR HIS HEART!!!

 

[Cory Caboose]

 

Our sword apparently shoots lightning bolts so I feel that's at least mildly comparable.

[WWWwombat]

“This hurts you.”

“This is true power.”

“We fight as one.”

“You cannot resist.”

“This is what you face.”

“The forces of the universe bend to me.”

“Our power is unmatched.”

“Nothing stands against us.”

“Face your annihilation.”

“You are bacteria.”

“You are shortsighted.”

“Irrelevant.”

“Pitiful.”

“These attacks are pointless.”

“This body does not matter.”

“The flesh is a machine.”

“You are vermin.”

“We will end you.”

“They are bacteria.”

“We are unstoppable.”

“Evolution cannot be stopped.”

“They will be as we are.”

“They are vermin.”

“We are the beginning, you are the end.”

“We are superior.”

“Swarm their position.”

“Overwhelm them.”

“Fight as one.”

“Surround them.”

“Relinquish your form to us.”

“You prolong the inevitable.”

“Your death is assured.”

“Embrace perfection.”

“Hope is irrelevant.”

“I sense your weakness.”

“I will show you true power.”

“Your attacks are primitive.”

“You cannot sustain your attack.”

“This delay is pointless.”

“There is no fear.”

“Your attack is an insult.”

“You are no longer relevant.”

“My attacks will tear you apart.”

“We are limitless.”

[Cory Caboose]

Wwwwombat, if fate decrees I die by the hand of the Blue team...

 

I'm glad it was you.