Who do you want to stab?

[Leelou]

Roger Goodell

 

indeed

[Leelou]

 

Roger Goodell

 

Good choice.

 

 

but obv answer is Tom Brady....

 

 

[WWWwombat]

On second thought, I might prefer to use a blunt object for a more concussive impact.

[Elaevia]

My entire office. I have a headache and they are shouting.

 

Except the person who sits next to me. She will be reprieved from a stabbing. She has a particularly loud sneeze and doesn't pronounce words properly, so a stabbing will not be satisfying enough.

[Moon Sedai]

I have a coworker like that.

 

That kind of coworker needs to be shot with a crossbow then stabbed in the eye.

[Zander?]

The entire roster of the Kansas City Royals

[Moon Sedai]

My step parents.

 

Step dad for cheating on Mom.

 

Step Mom for being an unbelievable pain in the neck.

[LilyElizabeth]

Stabbing is too good for a cheater. 

[Moon Sedai]

Stabbing is too good for a cheater. 

He's so much more than that.

The opening lines of this song come to mind when my stepdad comes to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG_3yrZB2Ak

 

Now, I wanna stab whoever made the fabric I bought today smell like licorice.

 

[LilyElizabeth]

I want to stab whoever is hogging all the bloodstone chips. I can't find them anywhere, even online. There is one place, but they are expensive and it doesn't look that great of quality.