[Advanced] Blackhoof's Cthulhu Mythos Mafia Game- Day 1

[hazelkrs1]

lol Popovich

 

god-level troll

 

it's the reason why Tim Duncan is so well behaved

 

Do you read The Onion? I have just such an absurd amount of love for the fake articles they do about Tim Duncan, they really are quite hilarious

 

 

I was truly crazy emotional about this title tho. So freaking happy for Timmy, and all the Spurs really. They climbed a long freaking mountain to get back to the top. Losing in first round in '11, winning 20 in a row then getting "swept" out by Thunder in WCF '12, heartbreak of the century in Game 6 '13.... this year, we spell redemption S P U R S

 

/drops mic

[Blackhoof]

[v]Jason[/v]

 

Also, I really want to try saying 'Hastur' three times, just to see what happens.  (My advice?  Don't do it on the grounds that, in a Cthulhu-based game, it could be an insta-kill.)

 

Hastur? Why Hastur? What could be wrongwith saying hastur three- 

 

 

OH LORD HAVE MERCY PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

[Cory Caboose]

 

lol Popovich

 

god-level troll

 

it's the reason why Tim Duncan is so well behaved

 

Do you read The Onion? I have just such an absurd amount of love for the fake articles they do about Tim Duncan, they really are quite hilarious

 

 

I was truly crazy emotional about this title tho. So freaking happy for Timmy, and all the Spurs really. They climbed a long freaking mountain to get back to the top. Losing in first round in '11, winning 20 in a row then getting "swept" out by Thunder in WCF '12, heartbreak of the century in Game 6 '13.... this year, we spell redemption S P U R S

 

/drops mic

 

 

I love The Onion

 

"Tim Duncan given flagrant foul for smiling at wife"

[hazelkrs1]

Why is your mascot Wile E. Coyote?

 

It's not Wile E., just The Coyote. There are a lot of coyotes in the southwest (where I lived you could hear em howling a lot of nights, they sound cool).

 

And yeah, I might be biased, but a lot of people believe he might be the best mascot in the NBA. He really is freaking hilarious.

[Quibby]

That answers that question.

[hazelkrs1]

Guess we should get back to playing mafia lol.

 

Sup Quibs! Hiding behind meta are we?

 

[Cory Caboose]

"Tim Duncan Busy At San Antonio Zoning Office Planning Spurs Championship Parade Route"

 

"Tim Duncan Urges Teammates To Be Patient With Frequent-Flyer Miles"

 

"Tim Duncan Argues Theory Of Infinite Divisibility Prevents Any Team From Winning Championship"
 

"Tim Duncan Encourages Teammates To Be Fathers First, Basketball Players Second"

 

"Citing Battle Of Agincourt, Tim Duncan Urges Lakers Not To Get Too Discouraged By Game 1 Loss"

 

"Tim Duncan Scrubs In To Perform Teammate's Arthroscopic Knee Surgery"

 

"Groans Abound As Tim Duncan Raises Hand Once Again At City Council Meeting"

 

OnionGOAT

[Cory Caboose]

What is a Quibby and what can be done about it?

[Blackhoof]

That answers that question.

 

Only one way to find out 

[Tsukibana]

Hit it with a stick!!

[hazelkrs1]

"Tim Duncan Busy At San Antonio Zoning Office Planning Spurs Championship Parade Route"

 

"Tim Duncan Urges Teammates To Be Patient With Frequent-Flyer Miles"

 

"Tim Duncan Argues Theory Of Infinite Divisibility Prevents Any Team From Winning Championship"

 

"Tim Duncan Encourages Teammates To Be Fathers First, Basketball Players Second"

 

"Citing Battle Of Agincourt, Tim Duncan Urges Lakers Not To Get Too Discouraged By Game 1 Loss"

 

"Tim Duncan Scrubs In To Perform Teammate's Arthroscopic Knee Surgery"

 

"Groans Abound As Tim Duncan Raises Hand Once Again At City Council Meeting"

 

OnionGOAT

 

I laughed at all of these, but the last one had me GUFFAWING OUT LOUD (GOL)

 

Onion

 

What is a Quibby and what can be done about it?

 

Nothing but revel in his presence

[hazelkrs1]

Tonight in the Dome: Latest from NFL Labor Talks and Tim Duncan's claim that he has had over 10,000 platonic relationships with women

 

^^^

 

Also-

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-duncan-reports-5th-straight-successful-new-yea,18760/

 

Strangely prophetic, no?

[Cory Caboose]

There was a really good one I remember reading a couple years ago about him making a pre-game speech but IDR offhand

[hazelkrs1]

Alright I'm going to sleep. Be good, you crazy kids.

[Cory Caboose]

Oh yeah

"Tim Duncan Fires Up Teammates With Calm, Moderated, Three-Hour Pep Talk"

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-duncan-fires-up-teammates-with-calm-moderated,5300/

 

pretty great.

[Quibby]

Guess we should get back to playing mafia lol.

 

Sup Quibs! Hiding behind meta are we?

 

 

I prefer to think of it as playing with the loaded canon.

[Cory Caboose]

Sorry still stuck on this

 

"Tim Duncan's Sincere Apology Confuses Referee Enough To Eject Him From Game"

[hazelkrs1]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-duncan-fires-up-teammates-with-calm-moderated,5300/

[Hallia]

@Tsuki - Rinoa is subpar, it is known. And if you hit a Quibby with a stick be prepared to be bitten.

[hazelkrs1]

God durn ninjas!

 

Okay, beddy bed.

[Cory Caboose]

Garnet Til Alexandros XVII tho

 

*hits Quibby with stick*

[Quibby]

*bites cory*

 

*chews thoughtfully*

 

*goes looking for Tabasco*

[Hallia]

I miss ya Quibby

[nervositee]

checking in!

 

4 pages and I don't understand anything. 

 

Are we talking about american sport? in that case I'll go take a nap and come back when the dust settles.

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Villager checking in!