Gossip Ghul - June10th, 2014 edition

[NargtheTrolloc]

GOSSIP GHUL PRESENTS:

 

Love is in the air

Everywhere I look around

Love is in the air

Every sight and every sound

And I don't know if they’re being stupid

And it’s prolly gonna make me barf

But it's something that I must believe in

And it's there when I look in your trash

 

Love is in the air

In the whimper and my cries

Love is in the air

In the glaring of my eyes

And I don't know if I'm just dreaming

Don't know if they feel absurd

But it's something that I MUST believe in

And it's there when you call my chest flat

 

Love is in the air

Love is in the air

 

Love is in the air

In the rising of the c**k

Love is in the air

When the day is nearly done

And I don't know if you're a stalker

Don't know if I see you peeping through

But you are something that I must believe in

And you are there when I reach out for you

 

Love is in the air

Everywhere I look around

Love is in the air

Every sight and every sound

And I'm pretty sure I'm being foolish

And I'm most likely not being wise

But it's something that I could easily fib

And it's there when I look in your top

 

Love is in the air

Love is in the air

Love is in the air

Love is in the air

 

 

 

DUN DUN DUN!

 

 

 

The battle over Jennifer’s heart continues in the midst of chaos. Verbal attempts to approach her but is brutally rebuffed!

 

 

 

 

 

Leelou, a second interested party, manages to score a first date. GIRL POWAH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the meanwhile the world unravels.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Verbal takes solace in Hallia, as the backhumping and Hallia’s shirt soak away the.... tears. Hallia is always happy to ASSist, of course.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In other news, Jelly comes back for a brief visit that defies the laws of briefness. 

 

Krak looks hot wearing briefs.

 

Hax is a slut.

 

Dav is more likely to take over a toilet seat.

 

 

 

 

THE END

[Nynaeve]

xD  Is that Verbal's actual face in that picture?!

 

rofl

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Leelou]

XD yes, yes it is a picture of his ugly mug. 

[Verbal32]

-_-

[Barmacral]

Hahahahahaha Those are the second and third creepiest pictures of Verbal I have ever seen...
 
after this one of course (nevermind the text, it was the only DM safe version I could find):
 

 

[NargtheTrolloc]

Narg say if you have juicy photo or gooseip, PM Narg for edition July. NO BE SHY  

[Nynaeve]

Oh so now it's back to Narg talk again? Pfft.

 

 

<3 call me

 

 

 

Nyn

[LilyElizabeth]

Nice poetry, Narg. And insightful stories. *stabs*

[Niniel]

Ha, ha, ha. Narg has done some good research. 

[Verbal32]

Jenn did NOT rebuff me, dammit.  I can prove it - she's in my basement now.  I'll ask her.

[Leelou]

She's only in your basement because it's where I am. We are totally a thing. Deal with it.

[Moon Sedai]

Yeah. Jen and I are besties and she even told me "That Verb guy, he's a creep. He keeps breaking in on me and my leelousweetie thinking we're gonna let him join.

sh'yea right."