Crunked Kringle

[tonnalea]

Santa decided to visit the Band a little early this year (because we're so awesome). All of the regiments heard about

this visit and left rum cake and some of their best brew out for Father Christmas to sample. Unfortunately, Santa 

couldn't resist trying ALL of them and so he stands in the middle of the encampment singing loudly and off key,

and shouting to all of the Band, 

 

 

Ho Ho Ho! Come and tell Santa what you want for Christmas!

 

And with a very loud belch and a giggle, the jolly man plops down on his bum in the middle of the camp and 

waits for someone to tell him their Christmas Wish.

 

 

 

(Be careful what you wish for. ) 

 

 

[WolfbrotherKronos]

A new job

[tonnalea]

The jolly fat man belches and touches his finger to the side of his nose and granting your Christmas wish....

 

Kronos! A new Job!

 

 

 

 

Steve Jobs as a baby!

Bad, Santa! Bad Bad Bad! 

[Davrick]

More Booze!

[tonnalea]

Regretfully, Santa has consumed what booze he was able to conjure, however; he was able to leave a gift for Dav.

 

More Booze:

 

[Direwolf Jon]

a rhinoceros

[tonnalea]

Crunked Kringle wiggles his nose and waggles his fingers and DJ's wish appears before him.....

 

well.....sort of. **facepalm**

 

A Rhinoceros Beetle!

[Direwolf Jon]

lol, that is awesome! Thanks!

[Nikonis]

I wish for rum, but jot just rum... A never-ending supply of Rum... Because why is the rum always gone?

[dicetosser1]

a real medieval Dragon!  Black or red plz

[tonnalea]

With a jolly laugh that makes his belly shake, Santa claps his hands together and a bottle of Rum appears before him. He downs

the whole bottle as he waves Nikon towards this...

 

RHUMba!

[tonnalea]

Crunked Kringle thinks that Dice has been pretty nice this year, so he gets to choose his gift:

 

The Black Dragon:

 

 

Or the Red Dragon:

[Davrick]

I want a working TARDIS that I can walk inside to pilot.

[tonnalea]

For Sir Duckling, a working TARDIS that you can get inside of and pilot:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only starts with Sonic Screwdriver! Enjoy! 

[dicetosser1]

chooses both.

 

grabs them up and runs away....

[BridMorgan]

Tom Hiddleston please!

[Zail]

If Bridmorgan can ask for Tom could I please ask Santa for a day with Keira Knightley?

[BridMorgan]

Go Zail!!

[F Horn of Valere]

Santa, I'd like Oregon State University to beat the living daylights out of Boise State in their football matchup on Christmas Eve!

 

*shoots self with a suction-cup arrow*

 

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