***The Official "Random Thoughts" Thread***

[hazelkrs1]

Don't necessarily want this to be a discussion thread. More just random thoughts and stuff which seems unusual or that pops in your head and you don't know why.

 

Wanna see if anyone can outweird me, and this being the BT, I'd bet there's a good chance

 

[hazelkrs1]

I'll start things off:

 

There's should be an entire genre of music videos that all feature me dancing to w/e song it is while delivering folios in the hallways of my hotel at work. The top 5 most entertaining music videos of this genre, off the top of my head:

 

1. Skrillex - First of the Year (Equinox version)

 

2. Awolnation - Sail

 

3. Rage against the Machine - Killing in the name of

 

4. Devo - Whip it

 

5. The Doors - Touch me

[hazelkrs1]

If I could have any superpower, it would be the power to prevent anyone from ever asking me that question again (what power would you have).

 

It just reminds me that I DON'T have any powers yet! I've wanted them since I was a freaking kid! STAHP REMINDING ME OF MY BORING NORMALNESS!!!!

[hazelkrs1]

When the first laser injuries are being treated in hospitals (cause you know, future=lazars), will doctors diagnose it as "Really, really, really bad localized sunburn"?

[hazelkrs1]

Seriously tho, I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS BELLE OF THE BALL!

 

 

/Heisenbella

[hazelkrs1]

Yuppies are puppies that just don't give a "P"

[hazelkrs1]

If you seek inspiration, you're prob looking in the wrong place. Cause if all you had to do to inspire yourself was look at some picture of a cat hanging on a branch, the world would have been inspired to invent socks that don't get holes in them by now.

[hazelkrs1]

Amalgamation is the act of amalgamating or the condition resulting from this act (duh)

 

Animalgrahamnation is a nation comprised entirely of these little guys:

 

 

Do NOT get these two words mixed up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

.... seriously.

[hazelkrs1]

I don't think I can top that last one, at least not atm. Excited to see what others come up with.

[hazelkrs1]

Amalgamation is the act of amalgamating or the condition resulting from this act (duh)

 

Animalgrahamnation is a nation comprised entirely of these little guys:

 

 

Do NOT get these two words mixed up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

.... seriously.

 

I bet this would make a good shirt...

 

NO ONE STEAL MY IDEA.

[Niniel]

I think evolution has made a big mistake. Why don´t we have creatures with retractable horns? I would love to have horns that I can use only when I want to. 

[John Snow]

Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I think evolution has made a big mistake. Why don´t we have creatures with retractable horns? I would love to have horns that I can use only when I want to.

 

I've checked the CoC and I can't answer that question here.

[Niniel]

Bad kitty! Not that kind of horns!!!

[Basel Gill]

I want socks that don't get holes in them.

[Leyrann]

How come females are more dirty-minded than males, when the stereotype is the other way around?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

because you're still very young

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I want socks that don't get holes in them.

thy will be done :)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Bad kitty! Not that kind of horns!!!

*innocent snuggle purrs*

[Zhon]

*Ahem*

 

Pink fuzzy bunny of doom.

 

That is all.

[Niniel]

Have you seen it? I thought I had hidden it well. 

[hazelkrs1]

I think evolution has made a big mistake. Why don´t we have creatures with retractable horns? I would love to have horns that I can use only when I want to.

I concur. If retractable fangs are a thing, there's no reason horns shouldn't be.

[hazelkrs1]

Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?

 

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but hot dog buns come in packs of 8?

[hazelkrs1]

I want socks that don't get holes in them.

 

I bet socks want Basel's that don't rip them to shreds

[hazelkrs1]

We should be able to retreat into our own psyches like turtles. Also, like turtles, we should make awesome love-making sounds, like this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2QOU9S9obE