*kidnaps Via and Basel*

[Niniel]

Yeh, that is right. I have been too nice and soft lately. I´m going to do some voodoo experiment on them. If you want your lightie/shadowie friend to be relesed then you need to offer me something really good instead. You could give me gifts, make me laugh or ... do something that would convice me to let them go. 

[Panchi]

I want to make you release them but I want to see a voodoo experiment

[Davrick]

Well release via.

[Niniel]

What do I get, Davrick?

 

I want to make you release them but I want to see a voodoo experiment

 

Via, your faction leader want me to experiment on you. 

[Smiley73]

Just a little bit of experimentation, I'm sure it hasn't permanently hurt anyone...

 

too much

[Niniel]

[Panchi]

Well I will settle for experiment on Basel. Jokes to release Via coming up

[Panchi]

"Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours"

[Nikonis]

Would you trake Via for a Kia?

[Panchi]

At a car repair shop: "Punctures made here"

 

At a garment shop: "Readymade garments- made to order"

 

at the entrance of a maternity ward: "NO CHILDREN AFTER 7:00 PM"

 

At a cinema: "Patrons are requested to retain their COUNTERPARTS till the end of the show"

 

In a doctor's chamber: "Your first visit will be your last one"

 

at a watch repair shop: "Come to us when you don't have the time"

[Nikonis]

Or a stack of Tortilla?

[Niniel]

That was okay Panchi, but not enough. 

 

Sorry Nikon, I don´t have a drivers license.

[Nikonis]

Or your very own pizzaria?

[Niniel]

Now, we are talking... 

[Nikonis]

possibly a Mr. T Chia?

 

[Nikonis]

Even a squirrel named Sophia

[Nikonis]

::That's all the Nia rhymes I can think of now, maybe more later if I can think of a few::

[Niniel]

possibly a Mr. T Chia?

 

 

 

Even a squirrel named Sophia

 

No and no. Okay, the last one is cute. 

 

*feeds Tubby* 

[Niniel]

I might consider letting Via go... but I think I need a little more persuasion. 

[Panchi]

Even a squirrel named Sophia

my school is a squirrel O.o

[Panchi]

"My heart is broken. Can you repair it?"

"Which artery, vein or chamber has a problem?"

 

^^ actually happened

[Panchi]

Etc: to make others think that you know more than you actually do

[Panchi]

A college student goes to a young professor at midnight.

"Professor I'll do anything to pass"

"Anything?"

"Anything" she said suggestively

"Anything?"

"Anything"

"Will you..." asks the professor in a whisper "study?"

[Panchi]

Customer: Do you have 'Man the master of woman?'

Salesgirl: Try the fiction section on the other side

[Niniel]

 

Even a squirrel named Sophia

my school is a squirrel O.o

 

 

lol

 

This is the best comment on all day. My school is a squirrel... :D

 

 

Okay, I will let Via go. I will keep Basel though.