Reasons Tsuki is (NOT) totally evil.

[Turin Turambar]

*weaves converting Tsuki into a piñata*

 

 

I want a turn next preparing to knock the candy out of him.

[Ithillian Turambar]

I think I can see the eyelashes!

 

*bats really hard*

[Turin Turambar]

*eyelashes go flying and land on someone's MINI?*

 

 

Ithi, I think you may have batted his eyelashes too hard

[Ithillian Turambar]

There's only one thing for it. I will DESTROY TSUKI!

 

Cos like he says he isn't evil and stuff.

 

*does epic battle*

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

No one sticks crappy girly eyelashes on my car

[Turin Turambar]

EPIC!!!

[Turin Turambar]

Can't be yours Ithi. Those are California license plates.

 

Wow they flew really far

[Ithillian Turambar]

I bet it has a Mickey Mouse Topper thingy on the arial.

 

:lame:

[Turin Turambar]

I would bet more likely Hello Kitty.

[Tsukibana]

*admires the Great Ones at work*

[Panchi]

*watches silently*

[Ithillian Turambar]

*admires the Great Ones at work*

You never answered any of my questions

[lolguy26]

its cuz he's lost in your awesomeness 

[Ithillian Turambar]

Hahahaha yes. That must be it lol

[Tsukibana]

Is it possible to get you monologuing?

 

depends on the subject.

 

Do you have an english accent?

 

I wish. No one considers American accents sexy...

 

Would it hurt more if you used a spoon?

 

Always.

 

Do you encourage swimmers into the water by writing articles that say sharks only attack people cos they think they are seals?

 

Nope. I encourage them into the water by surgically removing the dorsal fin from all the sharks, and then claiming that they have all left.

 

Do you use salt to draw circles round slugs and snails?

 

Only during slug exorcisms... slugs and snails get a bad rap.

 

Do you have piercing blue eyes?

 

Not blue. But I do have a thousand yard stare. Does that count?

 

Or a beard and moustache?

 

3 day stubble.

 

Would you use a thread labed 'X is not evil' to actually prove X was evil?

 

The thought would never occur to me.

 

Do you like to push buttons just to see what happens?

 

Never; last time Turin's trailer lost power, he had to go ask Honey BooBoo's mom for supper.

 

Do you do the same thing over and over again and expect to get different results?

 

I'm insane, not stupid.

[Ithillian Turambar]

If you had posted all of those replies separately, would your Thread have now been longer?

 

 

English accents are sexy? Lol

 

And who the hell is Honey BooBoo?!

 

[Tsukibana]

If you had posted all of those replies separately, would your Thread have now been longer?

Perhaps, but it's not the length of the thread, it's the skill in the posts.

 

English accents are sexy? Lol

 

To American women, yes. So long as its not a Cockney accent, righ' guvnor.

 

And who the hell is Honey BooBoo?!

 

 

The daughter of Turin's OTHER mistress. Google it, then gouge out your eyes.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Yes. I'm surrounded by English accents so must be immune.

 

You don't get points for skill - but you can keep telling yourself that's what really matters if it makes you feel better :)

 

And ha ha ha ha ha.

 

He's going to kill you. Again. Lol.

[Tsukibana]

My goal is for Turin to kill me so often that I become some sort of "super-concentrated" ghost that has absorbed so much balefire that I can erase

things from existence just by drifting through them.

 

Also, touche!! LMAO

[Ithillian Turambar]

Don't touch me.

 

[Tsukibana]

 

best URL EVER!!

[Turin Turambar]

Turin's Daily Things to do List

 

1. Balefire Tsuki

 

2. Plot to take over Black Tower

 

3. pending

 

4. pending

 

5. pending

 

6. Balefire Tsuki

 

7. devise other punishments for Tsuki. Wig of the day? male pattern baldness with ponytail guy? Hmmm....

[Tsukibana]

"male pattern baldness with ponytail guy?"  that, my friend, is known as a "skullet", a mullet with a bare skull.

[Turin Turambar]

How about a "Friar Tuck"? You could really rock that.

[Ithillian Turambar]

*uses skillet instead*