Festival of Fools: O-FOOL-shul Thread for the Official Fools

[AesSedaiGuy]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

I'M ASG! Welcome to Green Ajah's Festival of Fools!

 

This thread is for our Official Fools and I will do their Foolish Bidding!

 

*sings Aretha ..What you want? Baby I got it? What you need? You know I got it!

 

If you are one of our Fool Officials and Admins ... Come on in, stand a spell or sit while mingling, and let me know how I may serve your every foolish whim. :)

[lolguy26]

am i allowed to post here

[AesSedaiGuy]

I'm fine ... But it's really for the Fool Admins that will be named as part of the celebration, I'm serving them.

 

But I think appropriate spam is OK ... Until otherwise stated. :)

[lolguy26]

Right, now could I have not been told about this festival?!!

 

I mean I'm LOLGUY!!!

 

 

But its a nice surprise

[WolfbrotherKronos]

So I'm the Keeper...and you will do any of my foolish whims?

[AesSedaiGuy]

Yes Keeper

[Davrick]

As sword captain I want you to serve some of this special tea I found to the entire tower!

[WolfbrotherKronos]

First off...polish my boots...then...I don't know...lol

[AesSedaiGuy]

SC Dav ... Which tea would you like?

 

Iced?

 

 

Chai?

 

 

Hot?

 

 

Japanese?

 

 

Please help yourself . :)

[AesSedaiGuy]

Master Keeper .... Your polished boots, sir!

 

[Davrick]

No no Asg!  None of those.  I said this special tea that I found.  *hands ASG the tea*  Make sure you brew enough for the entire tower.

[Keeper of Fools]

*mingles*

[Sword Captain of Fools]

*hands the keeper some tea*

[AesSedaiGuy]

Lord Sword Captain ... I beg your apologies, but there was no tea in your post .... :)

[Sword Captain of Fools]

hmm just hand out some of that tea Mr. Davrick was talking about.  That sounds delicious.

[Keeper of Fools]

I'm not sure that tea is very good. Belay that order ASG

[AesSedaiGuy]

O.o

 

:D

[Daruya]

I don't like tea.  I just want water.  Plain, untainted pure water, please and thank you.  Oh, and some silk cushions and delicacies for Gudrean.

 

I'll be back with more orders after a good night's sleep.  

[AesSedaiGuy]

Yes Mother.

 

Here is your water, nice and clear.

 

 

Some silk cushions, as you requested

 

 

And some delicacies for the Gudrean one. :)

 

[Amyrlin of Fools]

*sniffs the water suspicously*

 

*nods approvingly at the silk cushions and delicacies for the Amyrlin's pet*

 

Now, if someone would be so kind as to fetch the serious Amyrlin's seat, I'd like to sit down in a throne chair befitting my new station.  Oh, and I need someone to bring me my favorite silk slippers.  And then we shall have a feast to celebrate my promotion!  Oh, and the promotion of the new Keeper and Sword Captain, too.  A big feast.  With lots of food.  Good food.

 

*taps chin thoughtfully*  That will do for now, I think.

[Keeper of Fools]

*takes his rightful place next to the Amyrlin*

[Amyrlin of Fools]

Yay! Now that the Keeper is here I can discuss some new ideas I have.  So, what do you think about appointing new Ajah and Disc Heads for this stupendous occasion?  I was thinking that Boopsy could be Head of the Reds, Nyanna could be Head of the Whites, Rhea could be Head of the Yellows, Rashi could be Head of the Browns, Heart could be Head of the Greens, Basel could be Head of the Blues, and Elgee could be Head of the Grays. 

 

I do think, though, that we should get input from the Sword Captain before we arbitrarily appoint new Heads to each Disc . . .    I mean, the Sword Captain deserves some input, at least . . .

[Rasheta Ardashir]

Rashi could be Head of the Browns,

Oh no Mother that would be bad, Rashi would enjoy that far too much. *G*

[Amyrlin of Fools]

You say that like it would be a bad thing!  Are Ajah Heads not supposed to enjoy their jobs?  Hmmm . . . if not, I think I'll suggest that you be appointed as one of the Disc Heads . . . no, wait . . . you'd enjoy that, too. 

 

*sighs*  What is an Amyrlin to do? 

 

*taps lips thoughtfully with a finger*

[Keeper of Fools]

I agree Mother. We should appoint new Ajah heads.