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Capulet vs Montague Hunger Games - Game Over! Ley & Time Win!!

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michellem Grand Master

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How many Tinkers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't. Tinkers wait for the sun to rise.

 

 

How many Aiel does it take to change a light bulb?
There's more ji in fighting in the dark

 

 

How many Forsaken does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Forsakens like it in the dark.

 

 

How many Aes Sedai does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but she makes 10 other people think they want to do it for her.

 

 

How many Two Rivers folks does it take to change a lightbulb?
About 20. Everyone on the Villiage Council will insist that he should take part of the responsibility,so it will take them a long time to find the right person to do it. Meanwhile, the Women's Council will be debating which brand of lightbulb they should install, comparing unit prices and MTBF ratings. The plans of the two groups will ultimately conflict, leading to much use of names like "stubborn" and "woolhead".

 

 

How many Whitecloaks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to change it, and three to hunt down the darkfriend who let it burn out.

 

 

How many ta'averen does it take to change a lightbulb?
One; s/he holds the bulb aloft and the world turns about him/her.

 

 

How many Ogier does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it'll take them six months to decide who
should leave the stedding to go purchase it.

 

 

 

So, how many ajah *does* it take to screw in a light bulb?


Blue: Three; one to change the bulb and one to confuse the issue.


Brown: Three; one to look up the previous references, one to compile an index, and one to record how it gets done... by another ajah.


Green: One, plus a warder to screw with.


Grey: "Well, how many do you think it should take?"


Red: "That's not funny, burn you!"


White: [Pauses, goes to change a light bulb, returns.] "One."


Yellow: Three; one to change the bulb, one to learn how it died, and one to try heal the dead one *anyway*.


Black: Two; one to change the bulb, and the other to secretly change it back.

 

 

How many Black Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
a) It doesn't matter, you're still going to find yourself in the Dark.
b) Three. One to do it, one to be a witness, one to kill the witness
c) Fourteen. One to do it, thirteen to get thirteen Fades and change it back to the Dark.

 

 

How many Yellow Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
None. You can't Heal the dead.

 

 

How many White Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
"But how can you be sure the bulb is dead in the first place, when we only have the evidence of our senses for this?"

 

 

How many Brown Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
Lots; to study an obvious artifact from the Age of Legends.

 

 

How many Green Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
One: to get the warders to do it.

 

 

How many Grey Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
about 10: so they can dicuss the effects of the absense of light in such dark times.

 

 

How many Red Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
Two; one to change it; and one to curse men for not making them last longer.

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lolguy26 Master

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Girls gone wild Capulet & Montague style.......

 

daggers were being thrown everywhere, one hit pank, while the other hit hal...

 

Mish was moving away when she was attacked by time, the struggle went on for a bit, before time stabbed her and mish shuddered and died.........

 

Pank killed by a secret killer

Hal killed by a secret killer

Mish killed by Time

 

Please remove any Dead Players from an PMs or other conversations you may be having, or start new ones. The Dead must NOT communicate with the Living, with regards to this game, in any way. And remember DEAD IS DEAD, do not make a Bah! post.

 

It's night 7

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The Modly Chuckles would just like to let you all know that he is having problems getting past DM's Browser Checker at the moment, but that normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

 

Thank you

 

*Official Modd-ish Type Post on behalf of Chuckles so I am not technically breaking the Dead Rule - mmmkay*

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