I have realized something

[Canukistani]

I have been back for almost a month now and i've realized that there is a real lack of random stabbings going on. Stabbings have always been a key feature of Shayol Ghul culture. Stabs replace hugs, smiles, comforting words and the like. If you feel the need to hug a fellow SGer. Just stab them instead.

 

 

*stabs you all ten thousand times with a rusty spoon*

[claireducky]

Yeah, something is definitely wrong if there's hugging going on in here.

 

*stabs Canuki with a shiv fashioned from a spork*

[Canukistani]

well, at last someone's on the right track

[Leelou]

*stabs everyone with a slightly dulled letter opener*

[Reyoru]

*Shanks Canuk and Claire with a used rusty razor*

[Reyoru]

*Stabs Leelou in the eye with a cannula so she isn't left out*

[Canukistani]

*unleashes a cloud of noxious fart daggers on everyone*

[claireducky]

Well, that should clear out this thread. Good job, stinky canadian.

[Canukistani]

*nods* now go and spread the stabbings

[Nynaeve]

*stabs Canuk in the heart and twists* =)

 

 

 

Nyn

[Christine]

I don't want to stab you in replace of giving a hug. I just want to stab people. Stab people for the sake of stabbing.

 

 

*stabs everyone*

[LilyElizabeth]

I am the Dark One and I approve this message *stabs Canuk for bringing it to us*

[Canukistani]

You all saw that!! She just stabbed me!! Lily is mafia!! She killed me right out in the open the brazen gangster moll! Lynch her!!

[LilyElizabeth]

Canuk, you are doing my GMT with the style it was meant to be done with. No half-hearted effort here. *stabs* I like.

[RandA lThor]

What, so my attempts were half-hearted? *stabs*

[LilyElizabeth]

I obviously can't say anything right today. That's the second person who found something negative when I meant only positive. *sigh*

[Sakaea]

*stabs Lily* That's for making me die in your mafia game.

 

*stabs Canuk for being stinky*

 

*stabs everyone else because she can*

[Moon Sedai]

*stabs Kae*

*Stabs Canuk*

*Stabs Lily*

*Tosses a tennisball at Rand*

[RandA lThor]

*stabs Kae*

*Stabs Canuk*

*Stabs Lily*

*Tosses a tennisball at Rand*

 

*jumps up, grabs it, and brings it back to Moon... then stabs her. *

[RandA lThor]

I obviously can't say anything right today. That's the second person who found something negative when I meant only positive. *sigh*

 

I was only joking.

[Moon Sedai]

*takes the tennis ball then stabs Rand*

[Canukistani]

well played Ahmoon.

 

*stabs Ahmoon in her ball throwing joints*

[Moon Sedai]

*stabs Canuk in her stabbing joints*

[RandA lThor]

*stabs Moon and Canuk in all of their joints*

[Canukistani]

*stabs Rand where he's softest*