All Hail The Wolf King! Oh, and Welcome him

[ed2funy]

So, tell us about yourself.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

welcome

[ed2funy]

This is the Black Tower's Website. You can find a TON of info here.

 

Tina is the Lady Dragon and Social Group Leader.

Turin is the M'hael (Leader of the Shadow Faction)

And we ignore the Light Faction.

 

They'll be along soon to welcome you, I'm sure.

 

 

 

 

Here at the Black Tower, we love to post just about everything.

 

Spam is a very prevalent theme, and so is the Taint. Don't worry, you're already infect.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

also, ed's not very nice.

 

you'll have that.

[bhskeeper11]

Brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies brownies....

 

 

 

Welcome to the Taint.

[bhskeeper11]

also, I'm not very nice.

 

you'll have that.

 

FIXED.

 

Sometimes, WolfKing, people just get their words confused. You get used to figuring out what they really mean.

[ed2funy]

 

I am extremely nice. You can tell because I gave you plenty of info. Now...here are some pudding-filled balloons. You may toss them at Lighties as they say hi.

You can distinguish Lighties by the slight hump in their back as they huddle over, walking in fear.

[bhskeeper11]

*pats Ed*

 

It's called kyphosis, dear.

 

:sciencelessonoftheday:

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

yeah, you'll figure people out soon enough.

 

enjoy your stay :)

[ed2funy]

Mreow?

[The Wolf King]

Thank you all for the welcomes. You all sound nuts. Which is fine by me.

 

I've been a fan of WOT for about 5 years now and a member of this site for almost as long. I hope to make some new friends and just have fun.

[ed2funy]

Awesome. Where have you hidden this whole time? Or have you just frequented this site every so often?

 

That is good. You'll meet a lot of funny people here.

 

Hi, my name is Ed.

[ed2funy]

Oh, and how did you first pick up the series?

 

AND HAVE YOU READ THE PROLOGUE AND CHAPTER 1?!?!?!?!

>.>

*squees*

[bhskeeper11]

I'll make figuring out easy... there's really not a whole lot of interesting stuff to tell.

 

Most days, I sit at home and watch tv or play on the computer. I don't have a real job and currently don't have much of a social life beyond DM. I do have cats, though. They're my favorite and they're awesome, but evil. They truly are evil, but we get along well because I just get along well with cats. Not so much dogs. Hmm... I'm pretty active on DM in a few different places, but BT is where I hang around mostly. My best friend is currently hundreds of miles away from me, and that brings much sadness, and occasionally it makes me slightly irritable, but we deal with it for now.

 

Coincidentally, his name is Ed, too. :shock: :fakeshock: :thatEdismyEd:

[wheeloftime13]

Welcome!!

[The Wolf King]

I rarely post as I always feel uneducated compared to others on this board when it comes to theories and discussing plot points. Usually as a new book was getting ready to come out I would visit the board more frequently.

 

My girlfriend at the time introduced the series to me shortly after Robert Jordan passed away. I've been hooked since.

 

And yes, I've read the prologue and first and eleventh chapters of AMOL.

[ed2funy]

Oh, it's ok. I'm pretty smart, but I...

Oh...you were talking about theories.

 

lol, I don't do too much on the discussing. It's been awhile since I've been on that part of DM.

 

 

 

Funny story about Robert Jordan, actually: I was at his house this June.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then....EEEEEEP! Right?

amirght?

[The Wolf King]

@Kate. I like cats too, so rock on!

 

@wheeloftime13. Thank you for the welcome.

 

@Ed. You where at his house? Yeah that's awesome man.

[bhskeeper11]

WolfKing, don't let him fool you into thinking he's uber cool. I was in his house this summer, too. AND I got to leave his house with a diamond ring. It was ah-mazing.

[beanie]

Your avi is awesome! Oh yah, and welcome

[ed2funy]

Kate trains our cats:

 

 

 

 

 

Yussir. In fact, Kate got that diamond ring from me.

 

 

 

 

lol, but yes. Eating lunch with Harriet was pretty awesome.

[bhskeeper11]

Soooo... back to the point... who got the cooler end of the deal?

 

Ed goes to their house with a diamond ring and leaves with none.

I go to their house with nothing and leave with a diamond ring.

 

 

 

*sits back while he decides*

 

 

[ed2funy]

>.>

 

We're not crazy late-night spammers, we swear. On your dog's life.

 

 

 

Oh, and choose wisely....dun dun dun.

[Netbattler11]

Welcome to the tower.

[ed2funy]

It's ok that we're spammers, because posts like Maw's are just boring.