Gossip Ghul 3.0

[RandA lThor]

Welcome back to a longawaited episode of Gossip Ghul!  Brought to you by the one and only RandA lThor!  Now some of you have been wondering why it has been so long since the last episode, and that has because we have been gathering important data, and have been awaiting this new episode.  Now, frequent viewers/readers of Gossip Ghul know of the baby panda that was brought into this world more than 4 months ago.  However, we haven't heard any related news on this, until now.  Brought to you by an anonymous hero, footage of Arez's amazing parenting skills, and the upbringing of a new panda.  

 

 

Baby panda brought some friends over to play with and Arez decided to let them play on the slide.  However, Arez was too busy trying to have some fun with his recent wife,  and forgot to watch over the babies.  Well needless to say, as we all know the behavior of panda babies, they decided to go on the playground slide, in the snow.  The result shown above included the severe humiliation of two pandas, Arez having to actually run to the babies (seen near the end of the clip on the edge of the screen), and a lot of snow in baby panda's fur.  Apparently, baby panda will be an adventurous little kid, and Arez will have to spend less time with his wife to make sure his son stays safe. :P  Good luck with the parenting Arez!  Be comforted in knowing that we shall document everything you do and it shall be displayed here!

 

Well, that's all folks, hope you enjoyed it!

[beanie]

Le awesome Rand! :D One tiiiiiiny detail though....Pandy is le Mommy not the Dad :nodnod:

[Arez Al'Loke]

Nonono Cyan, this is another thing, if you check page 2..

My little baby is so stupid at times..

[lolguy26]

so hows the lady doing ?

[beanie]

You mean to say that your the Mommy of one pandy and the Father of another? o.O

[beanie]

Also *shuts up ans stops spamming before her guts are ripped out again*

[RandA lThor]

If you guys are talking about the pictures, its fine. :)  And he's a mommy too?  Woah Panda, you have really been around!

[lolguy26]

http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/78869-arez-is-gonna-be-a-mommy/

 

^there

[RandA lThor]

lol, Arez just loves babies doesn't he? 

[Moon Sedai]

Far as I'm concerned there's only one panda.

 

Cosmic.

[Arez Al'Loke]

Oh, I do love babies.. And I love making them even more

 

To bad I don't care about your concern asmo =/

[Sorcha al'Parr]

are they both boys?

[dapianoplay3r]

Being this close to the bore does strange things it seems

[Arez Al'Loke]

One boy and one boy who looks like a girl.. 

[RandA lThor]

And another episode of Gossip Ghul is here!  Brought to you by anonymous companies who don't want to share their actual identities.  Straight onto the news.  Ishamael Forsaken, more commonly known as Ishy and the popularly voted best mafia player of the year, tried to take mafia to another level that he had done so often before.  Drunk Mafia^TM.  Ishy has found that  Drunk Mafia, just like Drunk boxing has improved his skills, and makes him an even better scum hunter.  Ishy was really busy trying to take down some scum, when suddenly he realized that he wasn't able to scumhunt as effectively anymore.  He needed more, more alcohol, of some sort, that would keep his scumhunting skills awake.  So he obviously downed a few more, until he realized what had happened to him.

 

(Somewhat graphic, man going to the bathroom)

 

 

 

 

Ishy realized too late that he could not have that much drink.  He was so engrossed in winning the mafia game, that he had not paid attention to anything else.  All that drinking made his bladder fill up like no other, and he had to go at some point or another.  But the mafia was too addicting, and he was in the middle of a case!  He eventually resolved to do the case while taking care of other business.  Suddenly, the drink over came him and he dropped to the floor, accidentally posting his case of a long sequence of kjkjkjkjkjkjkj.  It was at this moment where our anonymous source entered the scene.  They screamed at what they saw, then started laughing, took a picture, and then messed with Ishy's case.  Well, thats all for now, keep watch for a new edition of Gossip Ghul, and send in any pics or stories that you want me to tell!

[RandA lThor]

Welcome back to another episode of Gossip Ghul!!!  Today, we've got some exciting news about another world takeover plan.  This time though, its done by no other than Shayol Ghul's very own cat, Cindy.  While we have been stabbing each other, whipping each other, killing each other, eating each other, and doing about everything we can to each other, Cindy has been spreading her influence around the world, her little tendrils of control have been multiplying.  

 

 

Right here we see a classic example of one of Cindy's minions getting her hands on one of the most powerful people in the world.  Morgan Freeman.  With Morgan Freeman under Cindy's control, our news sources tell us that she plans to be able to put out any "facts" that she wants to on a documentary with Morgan Freeman narrating it, and everyone will believe it.  Chaos will ensue as the only truths are the ones that Cindy wants out there.

 

And right here, even more shocking is Aragorn, son of Arathorn himself with one of Cindy's minions.

 

 

With Aragorn under Cindy's control, she has slowly started to manipulate him until he agreed to use his special armies to destroy any man or woman who opposed Cindy.  Terrifying evidence includes this actual photo of the ghost army lead by Aragorn himself getting ready to destroy innocent lives in the hope of conquest.

 

 

Finally, here we see Obama talking to one of Cindy's more sophisticated minions.

 

 

With the power of the US, the dead, and making sure that she has control over what facts actually are, Cindy is poised to take over the entire world.  Watch out for black cats, they may be trying to control you too.

 

 

Until next time, this is Gossip Ghul, bringing you the most accurate news you'll find in all of Randland.  Tune in later for some more exciting info on the people of Shayol Ghul.

[Maurelle]

Oh the amusement...

[LilyElizabeth]

I always knew Cindy was up to something....

 

*pets the kitteh to stay on her good side*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*mindwipes the al'Thor boy... again... is there anything left? alerts the prowling armies of silken midnight to the breach in security and has veins opened... the old fashioned way... *

 

you have not seen this. I have not been here. you will return to your homes with fresh minced filet, top bud nip, and one of those self cleaning litter boxes that hooks into your plumbing ... and some new laser pointers, maybe a furminator.... be gentle with that thing or pay the consequences.

 

my evil overlady need never fear... but... please keep petting

[Moon Sedai]

See this! My Black Ajah Kitteh is up to Ebbil. 
I Loves it! Good Kitteh!

[staven2228]

Dude, just saw the cats above and I've got to say I knew it!!! Kittens are plotting to take over the world, very possibly the universe. Did you see their eyes? Vicious contempt for human authority!!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

great respect for the ability to use can openers tho

[lonewolfshifter]

Smelly cat smellllly cat what are they feeding you.  Smelly cat smelllly cat it's not your fault.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you are in my cook pot.

 

be afraid.

[lonewolfshifter]

Noooo!  >_<