Newspapers Fail

[Xamol Na]

Man, they have some interesting headlines, don't they. One today:

 

"Smile Day! It's the Happiest Day Of The Year!"

 

This gripping story is in the Daily Worthless! Star!

 

"Stranded Couple Call Boots For A 999 Rescue!"

 

In the Daily Express. I have to wonder if they sent a pharmacist straight away?

 

"Reader I bedded him, Jane Eyre goes erotic!"

 

In The Daily Telegraph.

[ruairidh7]

The Torygraph, the Express and the Mail are the worst papers in the world, complete rags

[Smiley73]

The Torygraph, the Express and the Mail are the worst papers in the world, complete rags

 

*insert adapted Twilight insult*

[Netbattler11]

Still a better love story than twilight.

[hazelkrs1]

Stories written by the Marquis de Sade have a better love story than Twilight

[hazelkrs1]

To bring it back to OP:

 

Reminds me of that scene in Clerks where the guy is talking bout the National Enquirer headlines