If You Give a Llama a Banana...

[Aiel Heart]

For those of you who have not read these books

or any of the other books that sprung from these four, here's how this works.

 

If you give a llama a banana, she will want an apple to go with it.

 

When you go to get her the apple, she will see the fruit basket and want to paint it. She will ask you for paint and paper.

 

When you go to get the paper, she will notice the radio sitting on the desk where the paper is kept. She'll want you to turn it on so she can dance.

 

When she is dancing, she will pretend like she is on Broadway and is famous! She'll want a fancy costume to dance in.

 

When you go to get her some make-believe dress-up clothes from your basement...

 

Your turn!!! What does the llama think/want/notice next?!?!

 

In the posts above, I made each color what one person would say. Finish the sentence with what the pig will notice/want (maybe make it two sentences) and then start off the next sentence with you going to get what her latest want.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

AWWWW how cute!!

 

 

When you go to get her some make-believe dress-up clothes from your basement...

 

Your turn!!! What does the llama think/want/notice next?!?!

 

In the posts above, I made each color what one person would say. Finish the sentence with what the pig llama will notice/want (maybe make it two sentences) and then start off the next sentence with you going to get what her latest want.

 

When you go to get her some make-believe dress-up clothes from your basement...teh llama will want a lucky penny necklace too >.>

 

As you start to drill teh hole in teh penny...

[Aiel Heart]

She'll notice little sparks and they will remind her of fireworks. She'll want to go see them

 

When you get on the computer to research where to get or see fireworks...

[Netbattler11]

She'll see an advertisement for a sparkly hat, and want one.

 

When you drive off to buy a hat...

[Aiel Heart]

She'll see a field of wildflowers. She'll want to pick some.

 

When you and her pick a couple of wildflowers...

[Netbattler11]

A bird will fly overhead and she'll want to catch it.

 

When you go into the forest to find the bird...

[Aiel Heart]

She'll see a pinecone and want to set it on fire. You left your matches in the car.

 

When you head back to the car...

[Netbattler11]

She trips over a log and scratches herself.

 

When you go to find a band-aid...

[Aiel Heart]

She sees a stream and decided that she'll just wash the scratch out.

 

When she walks up to the stream...

[Nyanna al'Meara]

A big pretty butterfly flies out and sits on her nose! She gets a shock and jumps.

 

When she jumps with all four legs in teh air...

[Netbattler11]

A fish will jump out and she'll decide she wants to go fishing.

 

When you go to find some fishing poles...

[Tiinker]

She'll set the record for pole vault!

 

When she's set the record..

[Netbattler11]

Then you'll get ninja'd >.>

 

When she goes off chasing the ninja...

[Turin Turambar]

When she catches the ninja, she will want one of their throwing stars.

 

Once she gets a star...

[Aiel Heart]

She wants to return it to the sky. She wants a biiiiiiig trampoline

 

When you start building the frame of the trampoline...

[RandA lThor]

She accidentally makes it to big and goes to the moon.

When you build a rocketship to go to the moon...

[Aiel Heart]

Your system messes up and you end up on Mars instead

 

When you look out at the Mars landscape...

[RandA lThor]

You find out that your llama flew to Mars too

 

While you try to make your llama fly back to earth

[Nyanna al'Meara]

You rub your eyes in wonder, because what you see lumbering towards you is a herd of Martian nanacorns!

 

As you bring out binoculars to observe them more closely...

[Aiel Heart]

Your llama steals them and starts swinging them around like a lasso

 

When you are trying to avoid getting hit in the head..

[Nyanna al'Meara]

...by swirling nanacorns, a red light flashes up by your spaceship.

 

While you go investigate what it is..

 

 

(Its awesome how te story still made sense although Rand ninja'd me XD)

[RandA lThor]

(I would not have known that I ninja'd you!)

 

You notice that the llama killed all the Martian nanacorns with the swinging binoculars

 

While you go to get your binoculars back

[Aiel Heart]

All of the dead nanacorns began to rise.

 

When you realized that you were facing a sparkling zombie apocalypse...

[Netbattler11]

The llama decides she wants a shotgun.

 

But when you go to find the shotgun...

[RandA lThor]

You find an AK-47

When you give a llama an Ak-47...