Exactly 50 Unconventional Uses for a Llama

[Crimson_Ayla]

What a splendid thread

I see you make a fine llaminion Darthe :)

 

I am not sure if this is a use, but...

 

16. I recently discovered that clouds are, in fact, made of llamas, and lightning is bananas :)

 

[Smiley73]

wow, well done darthe

[Crimson_Ayla]

17. Stick 2 teeny weeny llamas on a headband and use them as earmuffsies

[Niniel]

18. When asha´mans in Randland wants to see a llama they just channel a gateway to Llamadacia. (Their leader is Panarch Llamathera. )

[Niniel]

19. Llamalgam - the fluffy way to fix your teeth.

 

(They are so bad, I should really stop now.)

[Guest]

20. All-seeing Llama - Seriously, it can see in all directions at once!

 

[Christine]

[Nyanna al'Meara]

:ohmy: !!!!?

 

21. llamonocle - a speshul round lens worn by llamas, attached to a string which is a long braid of their fur. Gives a special flashing alarm thingy when a CHRISSY AT TEH BT is spotted through them!!!!!!

 

 

WHEEEEE CHRISSY!!!! *le llamapounce*

[Christine]

His name is Sir Llama of Woolington.

[Darthe]

22. The Llamathalon: Much like the running of the bulls in Spain, the Albanian Llamathalon allows wild llamakin to run amok in the streets, causing more damage than the countries GDP can afford. This is the true reason that Albania is sketchville, and the event is not widely known to outsiders.

[Darthe]

23. Llamabump: When you use a picture of a llama to move your almost halfway completed thread back to the top of the pile because you will not give up on this thread.......

 

ever

 

 

[Crimson_Ayla]

24. Llamastronomy: When you are convinced the stars are made of llamas and rename them all as llamery things :)

[Crimson_Ayla]

25. Llamalarm - Will shriek shrilly and spit at you until you wake up

[Leyrann]

Good start Darthe. You do know that you get points for threads right?

 

5 points for 50 posts

10 points for 100 posts

15 points for 150 posts

 

And points mean levels, and levels mean you can grind Loke into the dirt more easily.

 

*reports*

 

O, wait, that's not needed. Locke can still beat any Shadowies 1 versus 3. Together with me 2 versus 10, because Shadowies lack all intelligence to notice someone coming from behind, or someone distracting them so that the other can kill them. Actually, I think any two random Lighties could defeat all Shadowies together...

[Ithillian Turambar]

26. Llamaleynoreadnamesproper. When Ley posts in a llama specific thread without mentioning llamas and also gets Locke and Loke confused.

 

Poor Lighties ... They so stoopid

 

[Leyrann]

Loke is a new member? Sorry for that. I thought you were just making a typo. Shadowies do that all the time.

 

Also, my ideas weren't PG-13.

[Crimson_Ayla]

Whatever number we're on now. Llamaglue - Perfect for gluing Ley to the floor because he is never here any more

[Leyrann]

*burns away the llamaglue with Fire*

 

Llamaduktape (sp?): perfectly for taping Ayla on the ceiling to stop her from ever glueing me down again.

[Ithillian Turambar]

29. LlamaLlanfairpwllgwyngyll. Previously known as Llamallanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. A small town in Wales (UK) that is owned and run entirely by llamas.

[Crimson_Ayla]

30. Llamamushymushmush - Perfect for dropping on people from ceilings :)

[Leyrann]

LlamaSpamBot - perfect for MOAR spamming.

[Ithillian Turambar]

31. Llaminumerate: the inability to number Llama posts.

[Leyrann]

32. LlamaTube, for all awesome songs:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix61U9QqLTY

[Nyanna al'Meara]

33. Llaugh - the reaction to many of these posts

[Darthe]

34. ShamaLlamadingdong: When a llama dances in a celebratory feast while wearing bells in its hair and being led by an African medicine man.