Nae Haiku

[ed2funy]

Dirty grammar hussy.

[Gabriel Kross]

Dirty dreadhussy!

[ed2funy]

Oooo, let me get some ice.

[Gabriel Kross]

Yes I would like ice in my drink, how thoughtful of you.

[Amadine]

*cages the phoenix and teaches him to sing... with a knife*

[cosmicpanda]

Is that like playing the musical saw?

[Gabriel Kross]

*cages the phoenix and teaches him to sing... with a knife*

 

 

*melts the cage and flies away* only certain people can successfully cage this Freebird.

[Naeann]

He offered me the ability. One little visit to the white tower and suddenly I'm popular?

[cosmicpanda]

You always were popular, Naenae

[Amadine]

*cages the phoenix and teaches him to sing... with a knife*

 

 

*melts the cage and flies away* only certain people can successfully cage this Freebird.

 

Oh please *rolleyes* i'm not stupid enough to use something that would melt on a phoenix

[Gabriel Kross]

and Lily is not sharing enough to let me be able to get caged by just anyone!

[Naeann]

You always were popular, Naenae

 

Aww thanks Pandy. I'd hug you but I'm the Dark lord. -pinches his butt-

[Moon Sedai]

*puts on her detective hat as she examines the thread*

 

It loooks like the victim, Grammar, was murdered.

 

There are a number of suspects: I mean, the Dreadlords and Shadowspawn hated this victim quite a bit. However, they all seem to have an alibi in this instance.

That leaves only Black Ajah and Lightfuls. Except I refuse to believe that *any* member of the Black Ajah murder this victim, it's almost counter-intuitive to our style.

WHY, EP? Oh Gods, WHY would you do that? You're trying to prove to us that you can be grammatically proper, and you're KILLING GRAMMAR!

*stabs EP*

[Gabriel Kross]

I know not that which you are talking about Moon.

[Moon Sedai]

Using bad net grammar like this:

Don't hate! I likez to have teh funneh!

and displaying a dislike of punctuation like this:

but I don't want to be in a coma comas are booooooring

After a lecture from a clearly superior like this:

 

*attempts to parse EP's sentence*

 

 

your name is now eddy i was decreed somewhere or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

'your' - possessive adjective

'name' - noun

'is' - verb; third person singular conjugation of 'to be', simple present tense

'now' - adverb

'eddy' - proper noun, without a capital letter

'i' - first person pronoun

'was' - verb, first person singular conjugation of 'to be', past tense

'decreed' - verb, past tense

'somewhere' - adverb

'or something' - meh

, - signals dependent clause

'didn't you' - contraction of 'did you not'

'you' - second person pronoun

'get' - verb, meaning 'receive'

'the' - definite article

'memo' - noun.

 

 

Hmm. Since that doesn't help, some attempts to punctuate the sentence and make sense of it follow:

 

1) Your name is now Eddy. I was decreed somewhere or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

2) Your name is now "Eddy I was decreed somewhere or something", didn't you get the memo?

 

3) Your name is now "Eddy I was decreed somewhere", or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

4) Your name is "Now eddy I was decreed somewhere or something", didn't you get the memo?

 

5) Your name is "Now eddy I was decreed somewhere", or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

 

Since the first makes little sense, I think that, logically, it must be one of the latter four. I don't think either of those names work; I prefer 'Ed'.

and, for the record, both of you: ed doesn't capitalize his name, so your both wrong.

I mean, he's wrong for not capitalizing his name (and spelling funny wrong), but you guys are even more wrong for not following the way the misguided dreadie chooses to spell his name.

*stabs Pandy and Firebird*

[Naeann]

Using bad net grammar like this:

Don't hate! I likez to have teh funneh!

and displaying a dislike of punctuation like this:

but I don't want to be in a coma comas are booooooring

After a lecture from a clearly superior like this:

 

*attempts to parse EP's sentence*

 

 

your name is now eddy i was decreed somewhere or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

'your' - possessive adjective

'name' - noun

'is' - verb; third person singular conjugation of 'to be', simple present tense

'now' - adverb

'eddy' - proper noun, without a capital letter

'i' - first person pronoun

'was' - verb, first person singular conjugation of 'to be', past tense

'decreed' - verb, past tense

'somewhere' - adverb

'or something' - meh

, - signals dependent clause

'didn't you' - contraction of 'did you not'

'you' - second person pronoun

'get' - verb, meaning 'receive'

'the' - definite article

'memo' - noun.

 

 

Hmm. Since that doesn't help, some attempts to punctuate the sentence and make sense of it follow:

 

1) Your name is now Eddy. I was decreed somewhere or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

2) Your name is now "Eddy I was decreed somewhere or something", didn't you get the memo?

 

3) Your name is now "Eddy I was decreed somewhere", or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

4) Your name is "Now eddy I was decreed somewhere or something", didn't you get the memo?

 

5) Your name is "Now eddy I was decreed somewhere", or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

 

Since the first makes little sense, I think that, logically, it must be one of the latter four. I don't think either of those names work; I prefer 'Ed'.

and, for the record, both of you: ed doesn't capitalize his name, so your both wrong.

I mean, he's wrong for not capitalizing his name (and spelling funny wrong), but you guys are even more wrong for not following the way the misguided dreadie chooses to spell his name.

*stabs Pandy and Firebird*

1. Either implies one or the other. You had several listed. I don't think ANY of those names work.

2. "and, for the record, both of you: ed doesn't capitalize his name, so your both wrong." This has many errors. "Your both wrong" should actually be "you're both wrong" or "you are both wrong". There is no capital at the beginning of the sentence and it is sloppy. "And, for the record, both of you" is just a weird phrase to me. Speaking of which... you got onto people for capitalizing the E in Ed but you fail to realize pandy likes to have his name in lower case as well.

 

-grins- Please do carry on educating EP though.

[Moon Sedai]

And that, my friends, is why Nae is the DO.

[ed2funy]

But she forgot a comma.

[Basel Gill]

Speaking of which... you got onto people for capitalizing the E in Ed but you fail to realize pandy likes to have his name in lower case as well.

 

Here, Nae... smack them around a bit with this... *passes over a hardbound volume of e e cummings*

[cosmicpanda]

Nae shows clear BAness *smirks*

[Gabriel Kross]

Using bad net grammar like this:

Don't hate! I likez to have teh funneh!

and displaying a dislike of punctuation like this:

but I don't want to be in a coma comas are booooooring

After a lecture from a clearly superior like this:

 

*attempts to parse EP's sentence*

 

 

your name is now eddy i was decreed somewhere or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

'your' - possessive adjective

'name' - noun

'is' - verb; third person singular conjugation of 'to be', simple present tense

'now' - adverb

'eddy' - proper noun, without a capital letter

'i' - first person pronoun

'was' - verb, first person singular conjugation of 'to be', past tense

'decreed' - verb, past tense

'somewhere' - adverb

'or something' - meh

, - signals dependent clause

'didn't you' - contraction of 'did you not'

'you' - second person pronoun

'get' - verb, meaning 'receive'

'the' - definite article

'memo' - noun.

 

 

Hmm. Since that doesn't help, some attempts to punctuate the sentence and make sense of it follow:

 

1) Your name is now Eddy. I was decreed somewhere or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

2) Your name is now "Eddy I was decreed somewhere or something", didn't you get the memo?

 

3) Your name is now "Eddy I was decreed somewhere", or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

4) Your name is "Now eddy I was decreed somewhere or something", didn't you get the memo?

 

5) Your name is "Now eddy I was decreed somewhere", or something, didn't you get the memo?

 

 

Since the first makes little sense, I think that, logically, it must be one of the latter four. I don't think either of those names work; I prefer 'Ed'.

and, for the record, both of you: ed doesn't capitalize his name, so your both wrong.

I mean, he's wrong for not capitalizing his name (and spelling funny wrong), but you guys are even more wrong for not following the way the misguided dreadie chooses to spell his name.

*stabs Pandy and Firebird*

 

I love how Moon calls me out for something I did not do... lol note the eddy is not cappitalized in my statement.

[Gabriel Kross]

None of you even caught it! OMG!!! None of you are allowed to correct my purposeful interwebz grammar until you can catch the correct corrections!

[cosmicpanda]

The correct corrections? I presume that you mean we are not allowed to catch the incorrect corrections.

 

(I don't even know what that means, but...)

[Gabriel Kross]

Good think on it, and when you figure it out let me know.

[cosmicpanda]

What is an incorrect correction? It is not a thing! Or is it a not-thing thing?