I want to be a warder!

[cosmicpanda]

Pandy, you make spam threads fun to read.

 

Barmy! Long time no see.

 

Well, that is, apart from my correcting your grammar that time. We should, like, chat.

[Gabriel Kross]

you know that one thing that people do to relay a discussion to eachother?

[Alaksuleiel]

haha Moon and Christine, I am ALWAYS happy to share :)

[cosmicpanda]

Oh, dearie me, what have I gotten myself into here?

[Gabriel Kross]

run panda ruuuuuun

[Alaksuleiel]

It's all innocent I promise... *whistles nonchalantly*

[Gabriel Kross]

Did you see me in chatroom today Eli?

[Alaksuleiel]

I did, I tried to chat to you.

[MashiraSedai]

Panda, despite your better judgement, stay. *nods*

 

*snugglebites EP* Well you didn't have to protect me. *puts leash on her pet* No running for you though. Muahaha

[Mystica]

well well well......... *glides over to the cosmic one and grabs him in a snugglebite embrace* Welcome home you! So you want to become a Warder aye? Don't you worry, hon. We Reds will have you in ship shape form in no time. And if El is a good girl, she can come play too.

 

This one's furry, ladies. We'll need ribbons. Lots of them. Send out an order. And none of that stuffy Tear crap, mind! I want brilliant Sarah Silk ones. We've two lost ones to decorate here. No cutting of any edges (except on our subject).

 

 

 

Wait, hang on....... you corrected BARM's grammar??? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *points at Bramypoo* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Breaths* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Ok, all done. *smirks*

[Gabriel Kross]

I think Mysty should snoop around the tower there has been a Naeann sighting or two or three...

[Wren of the Brown]

Oh, dearie me, what have I gotten myself into here?

 

I can't quite elaborate without running face first into the PG-13 sign but I'm certain a ball gag is involved. You'll find that your sense of dignity is a tenebrous, flimsy thing and I would advise you to be awsre of the tell-tale symptoms of Stockholm syndrome. The tears will end eventually and don't forget to breathe.

 

Godspeed, Karmic Salamander. Godspeed.

[Alaksuleiel]

That's fine Myst, you can whip him into shape for me, I will pick him up when you are finished?

 

Say around noon Friday week?

[cosmicpanda]

*whimpers*

 

This is all starting to sound a bit scary. I like my fur! I condition it every day! I don't want ribbons in it

[MashiraSedai]

*disappears to get silken ribbons*

[cosmicpanda]

But why would you do that?

[Aiel Heart]

Because she's a Red

[Alaksuleiel]

The reds are known Sadists, Pandy ;)

[cosmicpanda]

Oh.

 

In that case, I love ribbons in my fur! Nothing makes me happier. Bring it!

[Christine]

*sits on top of Barm's head*

 

 

Barmy!

[Mystica]

correction..... the Reds are known caretakers. We give care to whomever needs it. Whether they want it is another matter.

 

*feeds pandy some chocolate cookies* don't worry handsome, many have walked this path and they all lived to tell the tale (barely)

 

Hm, that date doesn't work for me, El. Can we move it up to say, 30 April? This one looks like we'll need some time to pull off our finest work. And I'd not deliver anything other than our finest to you. You deserve it.

[Panchi]

Myst, shouldn't we feed bamboos to our panda. He is our special guest and pandas like bamboos. Here are silk ribbons..... Pandy you snatched them! If you like them so much you could have told us..... we could give you special treatment known as prettying.

[Alaksuleiel]

Yeah sure Myst :) go for your life!

[cosmicpanda]

I don't do bamboo.

[Gabriel Kross]

*shakes bamboo at panda*