Attention all!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

The Mother is away for a few days. This means you shall all do your utmost to please me.

 

 

Well?! Start utmost-ing!!!

[Torrie]

**Pulls out the pink lipstick**

 

 

Now, I know how much it pleases you to get all prettied.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

NO! NO, TORRIE! THAT DOES NOT PLEASE ME!

 

Well, just that one time when you....BUT NO!!! THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE!

[Nynaeve]

Unfortunately I can't please you, due to pg-13 reasons.

 

So I'll just stand here and gawk.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[michellem]

Bloody Mat for burning those pink ribbons...

[Aiel Heart]

<.<

 

 

>.>

 

 

*Sneaks off to the Guild whilst Fnorrll is distracted*

[Nynaeve]

*plays 'My Heart will go on and oooooooooon'*

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[MashiraSedai]

*joins Torrie*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Oh no you dont! *shakes fist*

[MashiraSedai]

*handcuffs fist* I don't think he knew what he was doing, trying to step in for Mother....

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*attempts to shine Sir Snarly Gaidin's boots with mayo*

 

Huh?

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Dammit Mashi, I'm a duly appointed representative of the Tower in Mothers absence! Unchain me at once, woman!

[MashiraSedai]

*unchains* Fine, fine *curtsies* Sorry, Mother

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

DAMMIT!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Oh...*stares at Snarly, seeing him with new eyes*

...he snarls...cos he wants to protect us...! Like a big mommy cat!

 

*grabs fistful of his warder cloak and trudges around after him* Moooooommyyyyy...

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND AT ALL!!!!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*giggles happily as mommy raises his voice and emulates by ScreamingTM*

[MashiraSedai]

Awe, the germoodle has found her mommy! How adorable!

[Aiel Heart]

*plays 'My Heart will go on and oooooooooon'*

 

 

 

 

Nyn

 

HAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHA

 

*Reads rest of thread*

 

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHHA

[Christine]

*is taking care of the Mother*

 

 

 

WILL YOU HOOLIGANS QUIET DOWN?!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*sucks thumb and totters up to Mother with flowersies*

[Aiel Heart]

Now there's an idea.....

[Senexx]

Here's a Brown Jedi Robe for you to try on Fnorll

 

*Smirks as he hands the robe over, can't wait until he finds out it is really a dress.

[Lenlo]

Hes our new mother? Do we get a choice in this?

*Looks around for an answer*

No? Fine... to the gift shop I go. Be right back.

*Grabs his keys and heads out the door grumbling about ribbons*

[Nynaeve]

Fnroll tells great bedtime stories :P

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn