Black Ajah petition task one.

[Gabriel Kross]

Here is my sophisticated telling of why I have chosen to petition the Black Ajah. I have been random chaos in the Black Tower, and a protector in the White Tower. I wanted something a bit different in Shayol Ghul, maybe a bit of sophistication, I don’t know. All I know is the Black Ajah looks to be the different thing I need in Shayol Ghul.

[cosmicpanda]

Interesting, interesting. You are correct in saying that the Black Ajah is not so much of an agent of random chaos as it is in other things. Are you a subversive type? Will you swear to uphold the Black Ajah Secret? Can you tie red ribbons? Do you enjoy tea?

[Gabriel Kross]

I have a word limit on this task and can't answer those questions within that word limit.

[LilyElizabeth]

Your word limit was for the original post only. Feel free to answer Pandy or anyone else.

[Gabriel Kross]

I had to protect myself!

 

Are you a subversive type? If you mean do I want to take down the followers of the light? Of course!

 

Will you swear to uphold the Black Ajah Secret? I am not privy to secrets.

 

Can you tie red ribbons? I can tie them in a bow tie.

 

Do you enjoy tea? No but I can lie and say I do.

[cosmicpanda]

Ah, but do you want to take down the followers of the light subversively?

 

If we told you the Secret would you keep it?

 

Good to hear about the ribbons, and I like your subversive attitude to tea.

[Gabriel Kross]

Ah, but do you want to take down the followers of the light subversively? Obviously, in a non obvious way.

 

If we told you the Secret would you keep it? Well it wouldn't be a secret if I didn't, would it?

[Moon Sedai]

If a member of the Black Ajah were to tell you the secrets of the black ajah, what would be your proper and responsible duty?

[WWWwombat]

Are you sufficiently histrionic and petty to join the Black Ajah?

[Gabriel Kross]

If a member of the Black Ajah were to tell you the secrets of the black ajah, what would be your proper and responsible duty?

 

 

 

I choose to plea that I know no secrets.

[cosmicpanda]

Why do you not wish to say that you will not reveal our secrets?

[Nynaeve]

You're lame! No further questions. :P

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Moon Sedai]

*stabs EP*

[Christine]

Yawn.

 

 

The BA? Really? I thought you were more destructive than that.

[Gabriel Kross]

I'm more sophisticated than you thought! Lol

[Christine]

Right...

[Gabriel Kross]

*uses unnoticeable hand motions to stab Christine in the dress ruining her dress*

 

 

PS I am on my iPhone so my posts will look less sophisticated due to typing on the iPhone sucking

[Moon Sedai]

*stabs Firebirdy for using the iPhone*

 

Not that I hate the iPhone, but, I find the preeminence of Apple products at my store to be obnoxious and annoying.