Hello

[Nynaeve]

He went modern and converted his cookpot to a hottub.... it's quite ingenius.... for a trolloc.

 

Gentle? That's a laugh lol

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Nargbert]

No no.. call it good bait for the ladies! Yes! Gentle or no feather for you!

[Lessa Nikia]

you know the whole feather thing reminds me of a class during social. Back in WWI, the women would give the men a feather if they did not go to fight in the war. Just saying.

[Nargbert]

But were they pink and trollocy?

[Lessa Nikia]

Well...no. I'm just saying that is what you reminds me of

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Right. Bath time.

[Lessa Nikia]

*having left to run around the Tower and do push ups, Lessa walks in carrying two large buckets full of hot water* Apparently I'm to give you a bath.

 

*pours in hot water and some rose smelling bubble bath. Walks over to Nargbert and pushes him into the hot tub.*

 

This is going to be a mess. *takes off tunic to show a brown bikini and starts to wash Narg*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*supervises to make sure the Trolloc doesnt get any bad ideas*

[Nynaeve]

He doesn't need to get them anywhere, he's like a walking factory of bad ideas :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Well, that's when you want a warder nearby.

[Nargbert]

WOO HOO!! BROWN BIKINI!!!!

 

*The next 12 paragraphs have been removed due to the ratings on this board*

 

So once you have the goats blood and rabbit fur you can have a very sensual..... bath...

 

 

Wait... rose scented?? Come on! No Scent of squirrel? No springtime skunk?? You are going to ruin my hottub with that!!! *Mutters*.....

 

 

Oh yeah... right there... ahhhh... *watches a baby blight wombat drop out of his feathers and scamper away* Well... There goes lunch.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Ummm...the idea was for you to smell better?

 

also...:

 

*eyes the missing paragraphs suspiciously*

 

Everything ok Lessa?

[Lessa Nikia]

I don't know

 

Narg I have a bikini for each ajah.

 

What I do know is that he is clean and he smells better. I'm going to the moat to clean off. See you there...

 

*walks toward the moat*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*eyes the trolloc again*

 

Who invited this Trolloc in here? Now i have to be some sort of Trolloc keeper while he messes with my best Algai...

[Nargbert]

You have a bikini for each ajah??? How do I get those?!? And I am insulted that you think you might not be ok after being around Narg'g hottub! INSULTED! Its like ... I don't know... you think Narg trolloc or something! sheesh!

 

And Narg not need baby sitter... he is fine all by him... oops... I hope that wasn't important... *starts roaming around tower*

[Lessa Nikia]

I'm your best Algai?! Cool!...I mean...it's all in a days work

 

I don't mean to insult you, I just don't know if I'll be okay.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Light damn it... *chases after the trolloc*

 

No time to be pleased with yourself algai! Find that trolloc!

[Nargbert]

*runs past Fnorrll going the other direction dripping water everywhere* NO TOWEL! NO TOWEL!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

arggggg! * does an about turn* someone fetch a Trolloc sized towel and a pair of shackels for gods sake!

[Lessa Nikia]

Light's sake!

 

*grabs trolloc size towel and tackles Narg, while wrapping the towel around him*

 

There!

[Nargbert]

Impressive! Not many could tackle a 10 ft trolloc, let alone wrap him up in a towel.... Just be careful. Someone might see this as inappropriate... and narg is nothing but appropriate at all times...

 

*laughs hysterically!*

[Lessa Nikia]

Well you know what it's hard enough that I had to tackle you okay

[Nargbert]

Didn't have to tackle me.... could have just sat back and enjoyed the show... oh well... *Does the wet trolloc shake*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Tie him down! Tie him down!

[Nynaeve]

*ties Fnroll down*

 

There we go *grins*

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn