Hi-lo!

[mmeeshal]

You know, so far I haven't had the best luck, or used the best judgment, when it comes to Warders.

 

Kinda gave up on those. I can watch my own back, with the help of my super-awesome buddies.

[Locke]

And Shiny Red.

[mmeeshal]

>.<

 

*strokes her lightsaber reassuringly*

 

Of course, and Shiny Red. I never forgot about her. Never, never, never! >.>

 

*whips out Shiny Red and twirls her in swift circles*

[Locke]

Muahahah, meet Shiny Blue!

 

My favorite fork!

[mmeeshal]

*gasps in shock and a tiny, eensy weensy little miniscule amount of fear*

 

With this...

 

With this, you...

 

With this, you can....

 

*faints*

[Locke]

Eat turkey!

[LedZepMan]

yeah, well........ i got nothing

[mmeeshal]

*gasps*

 

NOT THE TURKEY!

 

*pushes a button and turns the turkey into color-changing softball helmets*

[Locke]

Smooth mooth.

[mmeeshal]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to you too!

 

*waves a wand made of bone and sinew in the air*

[Locke]

Wow, that's effective. *proceeds to faint before he says so*

[mmeeshal]

*gets a large amount of glass rope and binds Eebs to a mast*

 

Oh, perfect, picture time!

 

*pulls out a camera and snaps several shots*

 

Beautiful!

[mcs0083]

Look out. Those barnacles secrete a poison that makes you think you're James Earl Jones.

[Locke]

But I AM James Earl Jones....???

 

[mcs0083]

Don't call yourself fat. It's just a thymylyfrykailoid condition.

[mmeeshal]

*perks up*

Did you, perchance, mean thyroid? >.>

 

Sean Connery would be just as awesome.

[mcs0083]

No this is different. It's like a thyroid, but bigger. And Sean Connery can't touch Peter Cullen.

[Locke]

Why not? Peter Cullen isn't Goku.