Zoolander Mafia Game Thread (Standard Mafia)

[Dark Justice]

I dont think the green has anything to do with innocent. Mugatu should be the evil guy in this game, and Im assuming he isnt the only one. So Ballstein as part of the evil team makes sence.. (if you have seen the movie, you would know...)

[ed2funy]

I haven't seen the movie, so :P

I will stay ignorant.

[charis sedai]

like I said... wikipedia.

[ed2funy]

Oh, I just realized CHARIS is playing! Hiya!

[Talmanes]

Alright the final replacement is in. Al Jenn Mael will be replacing The Crusher.

From now on failure to post WILL result in Mod-Kill.

I replaced these because they are not on DM at all for now, and I had one person back out right before I started.

[alannalynn]

I haven't seen the movie either... Bad me. Oo al jenn! Also... First post ever from my phone, Omg! I'm not allowed online when my mom is home anymore *sadface*

[Al Jenn Mael]

It's night and so time to check in then take a nap till morning >.>

 

CastPowered by IMDB.com

Character Actor Derek Zoolander Ben Stiller Hansel Owen Wilson Matilda Jeffries Christine Taylor Mugatu Will Ferrell Katinka Milla Jovovich Maury Ballstein Jerry Stiller J.P. Prewitt David Duchovny Larry Zoolander Jon Voight Scrappy Zoolander Judah Friedlander Todd Nathan Lee Graham Brint Alexander Manning Rufus Asio Highsmith Meekus Alexander Skarsgård Archie Matt Levin Evil DJ Justin Theroux Olga the Masseuse Andy Dick Malaysian Prime Minister Hassan Woodrow Asai Hansel's Corner Guy Andrew Wilson Hansel's Posse Member Vikram Hansel's Posse Member Kashana Hansel's Posse Member Jonah Luber Hansel's Posse Member Michael McAlpin Hansel's Posse Member Eve Salvail Hansel's Posse Member Shavo Odadjian Hansel's Posse Member Eliot Johnson Hansel's Posse Member Richard Gladys Hansel's Posse Member Amy Stiller Italian Designer John Vargas American Designer Jennifer Coolidge French Designer Tony Kanal German Designer Endre Hules British Designer Nora Dunn Derek's Interview Hairstylist Ric Pipino VH1 Reporter Jerry Stahl Mugatu Model Jennifer McComb Mugatu Bodyguard Johann Urb Mugatu Bodyguard Luc Commeret Time Magazine Reader Herb Lieberz Night Club Door Person Zoya Night Club Security Colin McNish Night Club Security Darren Copeland Night Club Bouncer/Biff Richard Stanley Night Club Bouncer/Maurice Shabazz Richardson Night Club Bouncer Rohan Quine Billy Zane's Date Svetlana Rico Eric Winzenried Abraham Lincoln Charles Brame John Wilkes Booth James Marsden JFK Assassin Rudy Segura JFK Assassin Randall Slavin Monkey Photographer Patton Oswalt Irina Irina Pantaeva Sherpa Stan Chu Climber Kum Ming Ho Cool Tattoo Girl Theo Kogan Dalai Lama Guy Lam Bor Funky Loft Guest Angel 11:11 Freaky Loft Guest Luther Creek Funky Loft Guest Dechen Thurman Funky Loft Guest Kenny Max Maori Tribesman David Pressman Janitor Derek Godfrey Janitor Hansel Taj Crown Derelicte Doorman Richie Rich Derelicte Bouncer King Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist Frederic Fekkai Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist Kevyn Aucoin Zoolander Center Student Boris Kachscovsky Infomercial Director Mitch Winston Derek, Jr. Mason Webb Story Hour Girl Alexa Nikolas Walk-Off Audience Balsac the Jaws of Death Model Kristen Fick Model Twin Taylor Gerard Hart Model Chris Kerson Model in Club Gregory J. Lucas Walk-Off Audience Flattus Maximus Walk-Off Audience Beefcake The Mighty Model Paulo Pascoal Model Mauricio Sanchez VVVIP Lounge Bartender Kevin Squires Walk-Off Audience Oderus Urungus Hansel's Posse Jeff Van Atta Luke Zoolander Vince Vaughn Paparazzi Akiko Ashley Model Shawna Bermender Fashionista Jennifer R. Blake VH1 Fashion Awards Worker Autumn Leigh Brown Model Cheryl Cosenza Fashionista Jennifer Dorogi Walk-Off Audience Slymenstra Hymen Protestor Anne Meara Mogatus Model Alexandria Morrow Model Amanda Pham Hansel Posse Member Lisa Ann Phillips

 

As for Ballstien he was working with Matagu so I'd assume evil.

 

Derek and Hansel go undercover as janitors and break into the offices of Derek's agent, Maury Ballstein, whom they correctly surmise to be in cahoots with Mugatu in the assassination plot.

[Al Jenn Mael]

Ok I can't get the character/cast list to show correctly so here's the link.

 

http://www.sho.com/site/movies/movie.do?seriesid=0&seasonid=0&episodeid=116473

[charis sedai]

Hi Ed!

 

Thanks, Al

[Dark Justice]

al jenn, why the "!$% would you post that??? you just named EVERY character we could have in the game.... You just cost us one of the ways to win....

[dapianoplay3r]

thanks. I think ill get the movie out and see for myself as well

[Adella]

First of all, the movie is FANTASTIC and all of you who haven't seen it should watch it, NOW!

 

Second, I hate not having my "recent replies" button...

 

Third, random lynch, lame, especially since we don't have a confirmed "town/anti-town" situation. Hopefully we will catch a bad guy and have the color thing confirmed.

[dapianoplay3r]

I second the "recent replies" button. Bring back the button!

[ed2funy]

Watched Topics = Unread Replies

[dapianoplay3r]

I would be doing that. Its annoying cos thats the step too far for my phone which is why it wonth work

[ed2funy]

yea, it don't work at all on my phone. =/

[Al Jenn Mael]

al jenn, why the "!$% would you post that??? you just named EVERY character we could have in the game.... You just cost us one of the ways to win....

 

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or what... someone translate please?

[Talmanes]

Early in the morning, before even the sun, a man sat pondering the countryside. He had great plans for the people for that land. He hoped that he could only live long enough to be able to complete those dreams. No more child labor, reasonble wages, they were his dreams. Gazing out at the country as he was, he never even noticed as someone slipped up behind him, and slit his throat.

 

The sun rises proclaiming Day 2.

 

Liathiana: The Prime Minister of Malaysia, is dead.

[charis sedai]

oh dear. i'm gonna go out on a limbe here and say that from that description, the Prime minister of malayasia would be town.

 

I'm not sure the color thing means anything at all. I wouldn't put it beyond my dear bonded to do that just to make us wonder.

 

On another note, Dark, I would like an explanation of that as well...

[Liathiana]

HATE.

[Al Jenn Mael]

From what Talmanes has said it sounds like he will not tell us faction/alignment upon death. So all of them will be green.

 

The Prime Minister is a good guy in the movie where Zoolander is originally 'programed' to kill him, but in the end the good guys win and save him.

 

So on that note...

 

Ed is always evil so...

 

Ed

[dapianoplay3r]

Well i would have said the prime minister was a high powered role town or mafia and if you say that in the film they were good (and i doubt mafia was NKd but it has happened) that is super bad news. This sucks

[ed2funy]

Lightbulb!

Al Jenn

 

Pretty funny that you voted me, scumbag.

 

No, that was not OMGUS, just intelligent voting. Because of intelligence. And I'm not gloating, I swear.

[Al Jenn Mael]

Lightbulb!

Al Jenn

 

Pretty funny that you voted me, scumbag.

 

No, that was not OMGUS, just intelligent voting. Because of intelligence. And I'm not gloating, I swear.

 

Sounds OMGUS to me...

 

 

 

Player in the movie the Prime Minister didn't barely had a role, he was in the movie all of a few minutes. Although I guess that might not matter. I doubt he was the cop or doctor though. Those are probably Hansel and the chick. I'm going to pretend that the Prime Minister was a vanilla townie since we really have no other way of knowing.

 

12 players so there are most likely 4 anti-town players. 1 probably was randomly hung the first day. So we are looking at 3 anti town: 3 mafia, 2 mafia 1 serial killer, etc.

[ed2funy]

Hmmmm.....nope. I just find you're mafia more often than not, and this is one of those times.