Honeymoon

[Moghedian]

Good on you Dragon of the Blackjack variety!!! ;D

[GrandpaG]

Oh, well...I'll bet you're wondrin' how I knew.

Baby, baby 'bout your plans...to make me blue.

With some other guy...that you knew before.

Between the two of us guys you know I loved you more.

 

etc.

Now, THAT's singin!  ;D

 

I got sunshine...on a cloudy day.

When it's cold outside...I got the month of May.

I...guess...you'd...say.

What can make me feel this way?

 

My girl.

My girl.

My girl.

Talkin' 'bout...my girl.

OOOOOooo.  ;D

[Myndrunner]

*dances behind OG like the lost Temptation*

[reyler]

Look at Twitch acting all surprised like he ain't never been here before!

[Toy and Minion]

He's just been too long in SG; he don't remember much anymore.

[reyler]

They've eroded his brain with all their talk of... well whatever it is they talk about. Goat-kissing or something.

[Toy and Minion]

Not to mention all the penetration.  Oh, wait, he always did that, huh?  Nvm.

[Barmacral]

Too much stabbing leads to lots of blood loss. Such is life at SG.

[reyler]

That's why I just pulverize the folk with sledgehammers and the like.

[GrandpaG]

Ode to Sunday.

 

 

Oh blessed Sunday.

How we do love thee.

You block us from Monday.

Like a strong oak tree.

We visit our Honeymoon.

And spam a few lines.

Then it's nighty-night Sunday.

I'm all out of rhymes.

 

 

Are we still in the lead?

 

 

GO LIONS!!!

 

(just being silly)  :)

[Toy and Minion]

Ode to "STFU!"

 

The title speaks for itself.  I speak for John.  And John speaks for the peanuts.

 

If curiosity killed the cat, who kill JFK?  Does it matter?

 

On the subject of peanuts, when are the elephants going to pay us back?  Ten billion peanuts, you'd think they'd give something back.  Something better than excrement.

 

Oh, and all you gerbils can go back into your cage!  Leave me out of it!  I'm sick of this.  Screw you guys, Imma goin' home!

[reyler]

Why does everyone insist on singing songs and writing poetry OUTSIDE the Singing Thread?  :'(

[Thorum]

because a goldfish cannot swim

[GrandpaG]

And some Gwampys just gotta spam...it's nature.  :-[

[Thorum]

If only they did so a bit more often...

[bad company]

Ahh gramps is quite accomplished in the spamming stakes

[Thorum]

If only he had invited us on HIS honeymoon

 

[GrandpaG]

That was 35 years ago this month!

 

Were you even a twinkle in your daddy's eye back then?  ::)

 

* realizes this post is not spammy enough *

* trying to decide how to fix it *

::)

 

* cuts off Thorum's tongue and force-feeds it to BC *

There.

That's better.

;D

[Thorum]

My daddy didn't even know my mummy back then.

 

The computer wasn't even invented.

 

And spam was only pork.

[bad company]

Not born yet at all

[Thorum]

you were born?

[Ireond]

Could be.. does being spewed forth by the dark and eternal bliss with the aid of a can of spam count as being born?

[Thorum]

There's spam involved, so who am I to say it doesn't count?

[reyler]

badylon just doesn't want to admit to having been grown in the womb of a hippopotamus as part of a genetic experiment

[Toy and Minion]

Wow, that's the biggest gathering of anti-semitic carrots in at least five days.