Honeymoon

[DragonSpawn]

Sometimes life can knock you down

Just gotta pick your ass up off the ground

Probably don't matter anyway

'Cause in the end it's gonna be ok

Because life's a holiday

Don't wanna go and work harder

Just to keep my head above water

Can't hear what teacher's trying to say

'Cause it makes no sense now anyway

And tomorrow's another day

And I just wanna play

'Cause I know that we'll be ok

'Cause Life's a holiday

I'm sorry

For my, my blasphany

It's just my way

And I'll stay

Because life's a holiday

[damane]

that's funny, do you talk into too?

[reyler]

Why not, people talk to preggerbellies all the time.

[Barmacral]

And now Toy looks like the headless horseman... except preggers.

[DragonSpawn]

Prince of bel-nazi rap:

 

 

In Western Europe born and raised,

At the theater room where I spent most of my days,

Planning, plotting, and acting all cool,

And all shootin' some traitors to instill fear in the fools,

When a couple of Allies who were up to no good

Started running forces through our neck of the woods,

We lost a couple of little fights and my generals got scared,

They said "You're moving with your cabinet to the bunkers down there"

 

 

 

I waited for my escorts and when they came near,

The jeeps had troops and guns in the rear,

If anything I thought this protection was rare,

But I said "Nah forget it, yo home to down there!"

 

 

I pulled up to the elevator at about seven or eight,

And yelled to the guys "Yo troops, your medals come later"

I looked at my bunker, I was finally there,

To settle my defeat as I breathed in stale air.

[Thorum]

Ishy hates poetry!!!

[Raena]

*pats DSage's belly*

[Thorum]

*takes the babies from DSAge*

[damane]

please don't give Dsage anymore babies

[Thorum]

that's why I take thezm from him

[damane]

*nods* okay then..i hope you don't expect me to raise those babies.

[Raena]

*sharpens knife*

 

Anyone want baby soup?

[damane]

get away from those babies!!!

[Raena]

What, are they poisonous?

[damane]

no, but i aint gonna let you fillet them

[Thorum]

*fillets raena with her own knife*

[damane]

*snuggles with Thorum*

[Thorum]

oh it feels good

[Raena]

:(

[Barmacral]

Eh, hopefully you'll taste good anyways. You plan on doing anything with the Raena fillet thorum?

[MsDanya]

no one but me is allowed to eat my wife

 

;)

[Thorum]

Barmy, NEVER interupt a pair of snugglers!!!

 

*Looks at Danya's post count*

 

*Looks at his own*

 

Here Danya, you can have the filet

[Barmacral]

Are you kidding Thorum? The awkwardness that results for the snugglers is so much fun!

[Thorum]

okay, I'm gonna change that rule: interrupt all snugglers, except when i'm one of them.

[Barmacral]

But rules should be broken!