YO SG..... IT'S MY BIRTHDAY... GIVE ME PRESENTS LIKE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

[Little Miss]

*comes groveling in and my knees*

 

Oh Beauteous and Treacherous One of Darkness and Grace, I bring you myself, a fresh newb to the realms of Shayol Ghul, one with which to use in your evil plots with no one over the wiser, or to send out on those unpleasant and horrible tasks that your fair hands should never do. One you can corrupt to your ways and mold in the image of the perfect servant.

 

*curtsies deeply*

[Lord of 13]

Lady of the Dark, I bring you... a eunuch! He can serve nearly every one of your desires, and... GUARD YOUR HAREM!!!!

[Naeann]

KIVAM:  FUNNIES!  5 POINTS FOR EACH= 10 POINTS

LIMI: BEAUTIFUL GROVELLING 5 POINTS

LO13:  I HAVE A HAREM???  SWEET! 5 POINTS

[LilyElizabeth]

O Great and Beautiful DO! I searched long and far to find a suitable birthday present for you. I hope you enjoy. I apologize for certain areas being pixilated but we do what we must. I also give you un-pixil glasses so you may enjoy what others can't.

 

 

 

And if that ones does not please you, O Great DO, surely this one will! They both exist merely to please you!

 

 

[Lord of 13]

Interesting pixelations...

 

My lady DO, I bring you the essence of goat, that you may forever have that distinctive Trolloc perfume that only the most elite amongst them carry.

[Aust]

Oh great DO, you've been gifted with several fine cakes, but the most exciting thing about these cakes is what's INSIDE of them!

 

*jumps out of cake*

 

Ta-DAAA!!!

 

And now for your first gift - I bring you, in a cage, everyone who has ever displeased you, so that we may dip them in honey and then drop them into the giant ant-hills in the blight!

[Little Miss]

*still on knees head bowed* Oh Glorious wonder of the Night and Evil, I also have been told I have magic hands and offer to you to be your 24 hour on call masseuse to cure all of your massaging needs. With each trip to visit you I will also bring which ever beverage of your choice as you will it, be it ice could water, to Johnny Walker on the rocks.

[Barmacral]

Oh great and mighty lord. I give you the makers of World of Warcraft to put them to work making you any game you want!

[LilyElizabeth]

Oooooo, nice, Barm! She can also torture them when the game annoys her!

 

[Naeann]

LILY:  OOOH... MY FIRST TWO HAREM MINIONS!  5 POINTS FOR EACH= 10 POINTS

LO13: I DON'T WANT TO SMELL LIKE A GOAT OR A STINKY TROLLOC!  NO POINTS!

AUST: WOOT!  HOT NEW MINION IN A BIG RED BOW!  5 POINTS! AND 5 MORE FOR THE CAGE= 10 POINTS

LIMI: 5 POINTS FOR MAGIC HANDS AND 5 FOR THE DRINKS= 10 POINTS!

BARM: THEY ARE ALSO GIVING ME ALL THE MONEY THEY MAKE FROM WOW... 5 POINTS!

LILY: NO PRESSIE?!?

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

Oh great and beautiful DO, I bring you fifty cent, to sing you the "It's your birthday, we're gunna party like it's your birthday." After he is finished you can send him to annoy and make people's ears bleed, or he will eviscerate himself.

[Naeann]

PETE:  I DON'T WANT 50 CENT.  I JUST LOOKED UP A BIRTHDAY SONG TO DO FOR MY DO THREAD SINCE MY BDAY IS THIS MONTH.  I DO LIKE THE LAST PART OF YOUR GIFT THOUGH... 3 POINTS.

[Guest dragonsworn1991]

Oh perfect mistress of the night, I bring you an assortment of crowns for all occasions

 

 

 

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[Adella]

Oh wonderful and decidedly clever DO, I bring you a case in which to display all your wonderful prezzies, and myself to personally decorate your harem according to your taste.

[LilyElizabeth]

Of course there will be more prezzies, My Lady of the Darkness. I am having them delivered shortly.

 

[ed2funy]

HERE I AM!!!!

 

*Begins dancing*

:D

[Amadine]

Great Lord, i bring this remote control and microchips. Place a microchip on anyone and the remote will control their movements. Make someone dance, or make him grovel the choice is yours!

 

*slaps a microchip between Ed's shoulder blades where he can't reach it*

 

*bwahahahahaha!*

[Naeann]

PETE: THAT IS BETTER... 5 POINTS FOR EACH= 15 POINTS

ADELLA:  TY FOR THE CASE BUT NO ONE IS TOUCHING MY HAREM BUT ME... 3 POINTS

LILY: MORE SPAM WITH NO PRESSIES... -3 POINTS.

ED: CREEPY... 2 POINTS

AMA: AHAHAH  *MAKES ED DO MONKEY MOVES*  5 POINTS

[Wolfie]

Oh, evil DO. I bring you three very adorable gifts. *hands them to Nae in a basket* They can be your own guard dogs some day. But for now they're cute.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[LilyElizabeth]

My apologies, O great and beautiful evil One. While Pete's heart is in the right place, I'm sure, those crowns seem heavy. I had some made for you that will weigh you down less and not distract from your beauty. (Leave it to a man to go for gaudy!  ;))

 

Since YOU are a star, I felt this befits your grace:

 

 

 

This one has interesting spikes which you can use in any number of ways:

 

 

 

And this one, my personal favorite, has several jewels that can be individually programmed at your whim, My Lady, and linked to the minion of your choice, so that you may summon them whenever you like with a mere thought. As you tire of each minion, they can be reprogrammed as many times as you chooose:

 

 

 

[Reyoru]

Naeann is the COOLEST DO ever!  I woulnd't dare do anything except worship her the way she deserves.

[Wolfie]

*sneaks an extra puppy to Rey*  ;)

[Naeann]

WOLFIE: 5 POINTS PER PUPPY BUT NEGATIVE 10 FOR GIVING THE FAKE DO A GIFT IN MY THREAD. 5 POINTS

LILY: 5 POINTS PER CROWN= 15

REY: NEGATIVE 30 POINTS(OH YES, I CAN DO THAT)

[Wolfie]

That means i have negative 5. Last time I'm nice to a DO.

[Naeann]

NO THAT MEANS YOU HAVE 5.  DON'T GET POUTY.. JUST STOP GIFTING THE FALSE DO.  THAT IS INSULTING TO THE TRUE DO.