Biology Chat up Lines!

[Reyoru]

For all of you today, try these chat up lines on that special someone... see if it has the desired effect, or simply earns you a slap  ;D

 

1.If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

2. Your skin is so smooth.... like endoplasmic reticulum." Or…

3. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

4. You're so hot you denature my proteins

5. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

6. You must be auxin, because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

7. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

8. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

9. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

10. It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat

11. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

12. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

13. Want to be my substrate/enzyme?

14. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

15. If my right leg is a cell membrane, and my left leg is the other, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

16. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you

17. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you

18. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

19. Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

20. I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

21. You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

22. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

23. Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

24. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!

25. Meiosis?

 

[Al Jenn Mael]

Ugh... those are terrible. I'll have to look some decent ones up Rey. *Shakes head*

 

Way to nerdy... Got to slip the nerdiness in subtly!

[Reyoru]

Hehe, I know you loved em really  ;D

[LedZepMan]

You gotta know how to woo a woman.

 

my personal method is called a roofie

[Reyoru]

I'm intrigued, go on  ;D

[Nynaeve]

Okay, lets double check these and mark my favorites.... it's a must, being a biology major and all >.>

 

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3. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

4. You're so hot you denature my proteins

11. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

14. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

 

All the rest are either boring, too touchy feely or absolutely GROSS :P

 

;D

 

Thanks for the good laugh,

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Reyoru]

Hehe, glad you like em Nyn, guess this means its a stamp of approval  ;D

[Locke]

On your tongue.

[Aust]

Well, I'm not sure if I'm more impressed by the lists themselves, or the fact that you have lists for chemistry and physics as well!! This is great!

[Nynaeve]

Not that shocking, really... there are pretty bored people on the net with nothing better to do. >.>

I might or might not be one of'em ;D

 

 

 

Nyn

[Reyoru]

Hehe  :P

 

I have plenty to do, I just can't bring myself do em  ;D

[mcs0083]

Does laziness play a part in this?

[Reyoru]

Perchance  :P

[mcs0083]

Mayhap? ;)

[Reyoru]

Enough with the arcane words for "maybe"  ;D

[Locke]

They're better. :P