The Church

[LedZepMan]

Observe as the female, thoroughly disgusted with the mating rituals of her kind, strikes out against convention and chooses a mate of a rival race!

[LedZepMan]

I wanna know what's on the back of the big one.

[Shad_]

If that's what you think mating looks like we need to improve our public education system.

[Shad_]

Wait...................  I've been doing it wrong, haven't I?

[LedZepMan]

Hmmm, studies say that you in fact are doing it right.

 

I think the successful creation of offspring is an inherent conformation.

[LedZepMan]

He does look like he's just McBig Chillin

[Shad_]

Possibly.

 

But the next time Jess comes home drenched from head to toe in saliva, we will have words.

[LedZepMan]

I actually lol'd.

 

And I got nothing for that. I can't think up an appropriate, or pg13 response.

 

So. Pass. Next question

[reyler]

[charis sedai]

Shad... has that... happened? And you didn't have words?

[reyler]

There were words, but half were in Swahili and half were in Tagalog and mostly out of any sort of grammatical order in either case, so, not super helpful.

[charis sedai]

amazing

[ed2funy]

Hep!

[reyler]

YOU HAVE FAILED THIS BOARD

[ed2funy]

Replace that with family and you'd sound just like my mother. 

[LedZepMan]

Oh snap dude. Brutal.

 

I asked my older brother why he hated me when I was younger.

 

He told me it's cuz I was born.

[ed2funy]

I can tell you I'd give you that same reason.

[Shad_]

You seem to be mistaken regarding our relationship. My wife and I have learned to communicate through various bird calls.

[Shad_]

[reyler]

That's more about your bedroom proclivities than I ever needed to be made aware of.

[Shad_]

[reyler]

[ed2funy]

Mmmmmmmm, proclivities are my favorite. *spams*

[reyler]

*superglues Spud's mouth around the doorknob*

[Shad_]

I believe my keys are glued inside of your mouth....