Would Thou Be Nae'blis? (DO Thread)

[JenniferL]

Apparently, I'm the Dark One this month.

 

Amuse me.

[Emperor]

You aren't the DO... the DO would talk in Caps.  Imposter.

[bad company]

You would also need to put up a DO thread and get it stickied

[Ashaman DeRouge]

Also, is it a conflict of interest being the Creator* AND the DO?

 

 

*or closest thing to, in these parts.

[bad company]

Well if you are DO you will have to get moving since it's the 18th where you are, I think

[JenniferL]

Far didn't say anything about stickies, or all caps. All she said is that you are my bitches.

 

Five points from each doubter.

[Ashaman DeRouge]

Crap. Now I'm -5 since gambling all my points on me to win the deathmatch.

 

OH MIGHTY DARK ONE, DARKEST OF THE DARK, SHE WHO DARKENS THE NIGHT WITH HER SHADOWS OF DARKNESS, I BRING TO YOU THE SKULL OF ed2funy, NEATLY SCALPED FROM WHICH TO SIP YOUR FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE FROM, ALSO THERE IS A LITTLE COCKTAIL PARASOL FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, LOOK I STUCK IT IN A WEDGE OF PINEAPPLE FOR YOU, PINEAPPLE BEING THE EVILEST OF FRUITS, OF COURSE.

 

In hindsight, I know not why caps.

[Emperor]

Wow Ash,  you caved quickly.

 

I am still doubting.  I say you are full of waffles!!!

[WWWwombat]

Something like Pascal's Wager I guess.  I brought state-of-the-art sound equipment so you can speak in the BIG VOICE.  Also I brought beer because everything is more amusing with beer.

[JenniferL]

Ash has pleased me with his offerings of skulls and pineapples. He may have his points back.

 

Minus ten from Empy for continuing to doubt my divine nature.

 

Minus one from Wombat. I hate beer.

[WWWwombat]

What is it with DO's and not liking beer?

[Barmacral]

How the hell? No, I don't want to know. Here's a room full of shiny objects Oh Magnificant One.

[Naeann]

Pudding.  She want's pudding.

 

 

[Anoxanmore]

Oh Great Lord of the Dark, command me and I am yours.

 

*bows*

[bad company]

Well it can't be worse then TMD has gotten before with minus points in the hundreds from a DO

[JenniferL]

Oh Great Lord of the Dark, command me and I am yours.

 

*bows*

 

Spread the word of JordanCon and I will smile favorably upon you. And I require links as proof of your devotion.

[Barmacral]

What, I don't get points for giving you shiny things?

[JenniferL]

Nope.

 

Minus five for questioning me.

[Emperor]

*Gives barm 30 points*

 

*takes away 5 points from bad company*

 

SEE!!! I can pretend to be the DO as well.

[Barmacral]

Lame. Just like your mom last night.

[Emperor]

This whole line of reasoning would work better if FDM hadn't stickied the thread and made it official...

 

 

[Anoxanmore]

Oh Great Lord of the Dark, command me and I am yours.

 

*bows*

 

Spread the word of JordanCon and I will smile favorably upon you. And I require links as proof of your devotion.

 

As you command Great Lord, so shall I Obey

[JenniferL]

*Gives barm 30 points*

 

*takes away 5 points from bad company*

 

SEE!!! I can pretend to be the DO as well.

 

Minus another 30 from Empy.  You wanna go, cupcake?

 

Minus five from Barm because I can.

[Emperor]

I *really* do not care about points.  Do your worst... wait... you already are doing that as the DO...

[JenniferL]

At least pretend to be upset. I'm judging you and finding you wanting.