So . . . FDM is apparently going to eat me

[Kivam]

I'm not sure how to feel about this.  Excited?  Frightened? Stalked? Seasoned?

 

Seriously, give me some help here, people.

 

Also, what wine goes with human flesh?  (And no, you can't suggest Chianti.  Too easy).  Points for the best answers note, I don't have actual points to give out

[Ashaman DeRouge]

We'll I'm sure human flesh tastes like the 'vanilla' of the meat world: Chicken.

 

So a nice tart white? Preferably Chardonay, or blend?

 

Coincidently, I like my women like I like my wine... (Mrs DeRouge would kill me.. ::))

 

Actually I like my woman like I like my coffee:

 

First thing in the morning. *chuckle*

 

...what was the question again?

[Cadsuane]

Robots think we taste like bacon. Therefore, we would go well with a nice Syrah.

[ed2funy]

Wine?

If she is going to bite you, she will need something strong to wash it down with.

 

A nice whiskey, perhaps?

 

Although, some nice strong moonshine might be good.

[Canukistani]

pina coladas

[Tynaal Consen]

Shiraz!!! ;D

 

Cause I love Shiraz and know squat else about other wines  ::)

 

And you should feel... Hmm Delicious!!  ;D

[Far Dareis Mai]

I will most definitely be washing him down with a nice Italian Muscato. Deal with it. ;)

[Ashaman DeRouge]

Icy cold Muscato is like nectar of the Gods.

[Kivam]

Moscato? Moscato?! Might as well wash me down with soda.

 

Meat this high quality deserves at least a chablis premier cru!

[Far Dareis Mai]

Nope. Muscato. Cold. Effervescent. Italian only. It is ambrosia. *sigh*

[Verbal32]

Wash him down with some Tab.  Break out the old stuff.

[WWWwombat]

I would cook him in wine too.

[cosmicpanda]

I'd cook him in whisky. Lagavulin might be good.

[Tynaal Consen]

*acts like she knows all these names*

 

Why cook him at all?? I'm sure there's better meat around -.-

[cosmicpanda]

OOOH.

[Ashaman DeRouge]

sick burn

[Kivam]

What can I say, it's true.  I'm not all that well marbled, unlike some people around here *looks pointedly at Tynaal*

 

:-*