The Bela Thread (Full Spoilers).

[ed2funy]

You can be First Apostle, I will be Second....

 

:D

[Luckers]

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Must add something....

 

We need the orignal like 3 apostles...

:D

 

 

 

*Prays to Bela for new intestines and to smite Luckers off this site ;)*

 

EDIT NEW: it's AMoL spoiler....she will....and being some weird thing of time and space and God, it has already happened. ;)

 

Ha! Smite me? Don't be silly. I have... words... and junk.

 

Bela better be afraid.

[clu7ch]

We're so being hunted by the Children of the Light at this very moment, but it is worth it - for we are spreading the word of Bela

[ed2funy]

All Hail Her.

For She is the Light incarnate.

She is Bela.

The Creator.

[Luckers]

She's a horse. And not even a good one.

 

Now Pips on the other hand--DAMN! THAT BE SOME FINE EQUINE!

[ed2funy]

*ignores the Blasphemer*

[Blackhoof]

*flash of fire and Blackhoof appears, badly shaken at his tortures*

 

Blackhoof: Now i am Belas counterpart incarnate, my master gave me his powers and possessed me, forcing his massive soul into my fragile body, now i am all-powerfull! I serve Belas counterpart loyally and faithfully! I serve his Darkness forever and for eternity, wth all my heart! Yes, thats right, i-serve- PIPS! I am not a darkfriend, i am a pipsfriend! MWA HA HA HA!

[ed2funy]

It's ok....

 

Bela will kill you all.

*wonders how Blackhoof is filled with so much glue...*

[Blackhoof]

My master is undefeatable! He is immortal! He served mat only to further his own nefarious plans, and soon, Tarmon Gai'don will occur and then he will rise and serve to serve the Dark One and defeat all before him! ALL HAIL PIPS!

[Crael123]

Are you serious. bela thread.

[ed2funy]

lmao....

And yet, you could not resist Craell23...

 

Blackhoof, you just said Pips gave his powers to you. You would give them back willingly?

 

[Blackhoof]

What! That is blasphemous and- hey.... you have a point.... MWA HA HA HA! Screw pips, I will be Belas counterpart, I will rule the world! MWA HA HA!

[Luckers]

Are you serious. bela thread.

 

The holidays are time for a bit of rampant stupidity.

[ed2funy]

Or just plain stupidity in some cases... :D

 

Blackhoof, dead Blackhoof  was Bela's counterpart for so short a time...

 

Poor light-forsaken horse...

[lillcheese]

Spoilers Alert: Siuan finds a situation which has no applicable fish analogy, and kills herself.

 

Luckers, I don't usually laugh at things I read.  Even when they're funny, I laugh on the inside.  Like Talmanes.

 

Congratulations, this truly made me laugh out loud. 

[ed2funy]

Go check this out..he has his other ones somewhere in there....

SOme on Pg 1 and some on Pg 2.

 

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,51850.0.html

[Luckers]

Aww you're making me blush.  ;D

[lillcheese]

Yes, the rest of that thread is funny.  Yet nothing compares to the sudden hilarity of reading the signature in a totally unrelated thread.

 

I'm annoyed every time someone in the story talks/thinks about Bela being Egwene's horse, or Suian's horse... dammit, she's TAM's horse.  The White Tower owes Tam rent.

[cleantoe]

This Bela/Narg thing is getting old. It was funny two years ago. It was slightly amusing last year. Now it's just old.

[ed2funy]

CleanToe....

is smited....

:P

 

LilCheese: No one owns the Creator.

[clu7ch]

Oh bela, I prayed that you would find some delicious oats on your travels, but then realized you have no need for such things as you are immortal and only feast on the Dark One's anguish.

[firstfishman]

Bela = Demandred

 

 

[Luckers]

This Bela/Narg thing is getting old. It was funny two years ago. It was slightly amusing last year. Now it's just old.

 

How provincial. The Bela thing was old eight years ago.

[lordofsoup]

I cant beleive this thing is still going from 2 days ago.  Anyway, 8 years ago i was 8 and could barely read.

[ed2funy]

LordofSoup...

 

I was 10 eight yeas ago.

So, :P to everyone else. :D

 

FirstFishMan is just jealous, because all the silverpike in the world are nothing compared to Bela.

Siuan will earn too.

;)