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I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you f*** with me, I'll kill you all.

Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders

 

A CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked,

"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"

The Marine shrugged and said, "...Recoil."

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Aye, Danyalsann.

 

Form Crippletron!

 

I'm the backwards man,

I'm the backwards man,

and I can walk backwards

faster than you can.

 

TIM TAYLOR: Wilson, I need help writing my will.

WILSON: I think its good that you're contemplating death, Tim.

TIM TAYLOR: Why would you say something like that?!?

WILSON: Because if you rearrange the letters of your name, "Tim Taylor," you get "mortality."

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