Your favorite WOT swears and curses

[ErikTheBald]

"Fish Guts!"

 

I can't help it, every time Suian Sanche says this (especially with her new young woman face since her Healing) I have to chuckle to myself.

 

Anyone else got any favorites or non?

[mcs0083]

Blood and Ashes is definitely my favorite

Only because Nynaeve gets mad when people say it

Especially Mat :P

[Kadere]

Hands down my favorite is, "Oh sheep swallop! Sheep swallop and bloody buttered onions!" and "That killed the goat." Which probably doesn't count as a "swear" but it makes me laugh every time.

[mcs0083]

Who said that first one? :D

[ErikTheBald]

Mat said "Sheep swallop and bloody buttered onions" in aCoS. 

 

[mcs0083]

lol

I love it

[Kadere]

Who said that first one? :D

 

Yeah that was Mat in ACoS, Chapter 38 "Six Stories" when he's talking to Elayne at the docks. ;D

[Amayahoshi]

Mother's milk in a cup!

 

Something along those lines, I remember Elayne using it infront of Dylin and being slightly embarassed as it is particularly pungent apparently :P

[WWWwombat]

Pretty much anything Mat says.

[RodOfCorrection]

I like the border landers "peace!".  And where's "that killed the goat" from?

[Ashaman DeRouge]

Light!

[Red Hand Man]

Mother's milk in a cup!

 

Something along those lines, I remember Elayne using it infront of Dylin and being slightly embarassed as it is particularly pungent apparently :P

 

Agree :)

[Kadere]

I like the border landers "peace!".  And where's "that killed the goat" from?

 

Knife of Dreams, Chapter 7. Joline slaps Mat and then he says that and starts spanking her. (I just read that chapter  :D)

[mcs0083]

mmmm

spankings

[42Bonzo88]

    "That killed the goat" is my absolute favorite one including what happened right after.

 

    The funniest thing to me was when Mat was saying that about Sheep Swallop and he looks at Elayne who looks like she's repeating what Mat just said under her breath and he mumbles something about being mistaken. LMAO

[mcs0083]

Man

Mat definitely has some of THE best quotes ;D

[EEK a Trolloc]

I love Uno! It's too funny when Nynaeve has to relent and let him curse every second sentence. 'Flaming sons of motherless goats.'

[ErikTheBald]

"A woman's Flamin' rights are whatever she Flamin' says they are.

 

At least that's what women in the Borderlands say."

 

 

Every time I read that one I just have to laugh.

[sketching sedai]

Mother's milk in a cup!

 

Something along those lines, I remember Elayne using it infront of Dylin and being slightly embarassed as it is particularly pungent apparently :P

I wonder who the bloody hell came up with that... ;D

mmmm

spankings

hey mcs0083 mate, ever thought of becoming a novice... ;D

 

[redwall_hp]

"Flaming Dice!" - Mat, of course.

 

I also like everyones' saying "Rand bloody al'Thor"