Light vs Shadow - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!!!

[Talya]

Glad this is going well, lol.

 

Oh and meesh, I know there is a PG 13 but innuendo ad subtley are all good things ;)

 

 

[el Nynaeve]

British are good at innuendo. ;D Maybe meesh should have lessons from us.

[Talya]

Indeed we are...hehe

[Vanion]

DSage will join the Shadow.

 

Why?

 

Because I said so. Because if he doesn't... I will eat his soul, and part of his leg, then I will cover him in honey and throw him into a locked room with Demi.

 

These are excellent reasons.

 

Also, if you join the Shadow, you can be my Minion! Being Vanion's Minion often comes with massive amounts of points, meaning you rise in the ranks much quicker than with the Lighties.

 

Plus, the Lighties are a bunch of sissies. Shadow is where it's at. We have all the Jameson's Irish Whiskey!!

[el Nynaeve]

DSage is already someone else's minion elsewhere. :P

 

*dumps Van in a vat of whiskey and nails the lid shut*

[Vanion]

*drinks all of the whiskey then smashes his way out!*

 

:D

 

Yay! Whiskey!

[a pale tanned lover]

You won't be getting points off me if you choose the Shadow. Just thought I'd remind you of that. ;)

:o There was you telling me you would give me some :(

I never get any points off the shadow faction leaders, they is just greedy!!

[Talya]

/no, they are just stingey!

[Toy and Minion]

Yeah, Van, I don't think Raena would like that Minion part there.  :P

[Talya]

At the moment, Meesha is winning on my stakes, but that has nothing to do with what Dsage decides. ;D

[mmeeshal]

:D

If I offer my services to you as well, O Glorious OL, will you give me points? ;)

 

Vanion's post would make me want to join the Light even more.

 

Having my soul in Vanion's digestive tract, as well as part of my leg, would be amazing--can you say MASSIVE INDIGESTION? ;)

 

Also, come on, who WOULDN'T want to be thrown in a room with Demi, while covered in honey, bleeding, and soulless?

 

I think it's a pretty obvious choice, myself. :D

[Talya]

lol, that was a little scary for me too, ;)

 

Is that why the shadow lot have that haunted look... ;D

 

well you may not have to worry about offering that up to me, you may get it anyway, just for pure laughable factor ;)

[Toy and Minion]

However, I must say, the Taint-free aspect of the Shadow (besides just being evil) is very alluring.

 

 

[mmeeshal]

That's not something either group can really change the appeal of.

 

After all, it really comes down to which group you feel more drawn to.

 

If you ultimately feel more drawn to the Shadow, and you fit in with them better, then that's great; everyone deserves to have the best time here.  :) You wouldn't want to post here and kind of regret your choice of faction. 

It's not like choosing wrong would be the end of the world, and it's not as huge of a choice as, say, choosing an Ajah if you're Aes Sedai, but it can still make an experience less enjoyable.

 

If you feel more drawn to the Light, that's awesome, and I know we'll all be really excited.  :D  And throw you a huge party, but no one from the Shadow will ever know about that. :P

 

In the end, it comes down to this, one of my favorite sayings:

Whatever floats your boat. ;)

[Toy and Minion]

Meesh...okay?

 

I'm trying to have fun here and have people bribe me.  Don't spoil that. :P

[mmeeshal]

Okay, I'll keep it from spoiling.

 

*drops it in a plastic baggy with lemon juice and formaldehyde*

 

That oughta work.

 

I feel that there are insufficient bribes from the other side to warrant further bribery from myself.

 

Let me know if I'm wrong. ;)

[Toy and Minion]

Give them some time.

[mmeeshal]

Okay. *shrugs*

 

Meanwhile....

 

*drapes herself over DSage*

 

I can wait for them. ;)

[el Nynaeve]

Taint-free? Why on earth would you want that?

 

The best bit of being a Lightie is doing whatever you want and then blaming it on the taint. :D

[Talya]

That is a great excuse..

 

"Opps I killed the cat, I blame the taint"

 

 

Simples

 

On the other hand

 

"I'm really evil and I enjoy killing cats, muwhahahaha!"

 

Has it's merits too!

[Toy and Minion]

Taint-free? Why on earth would you want that?

 

Well, the whole dying while killing everyone you love just isn't for me.

[el Nynaeve]

We are immune to that part. ;D

[mmeeshal]

Ah, El, you post too fast. :P

 

I was going to say...

 

Has that happened here recently?

 

 

Or ever, for that matter?

 

Now, I remember fetching hobbitses for Talya and making a stew out of them, but I can't really say hobbits are my loved ones....

[Toy and Minion]

I see the Taint has already set in.

[mmeeshal]

Not really; sadly, you can see such behavior elsewhere as well.

 

I'm simply really really insane.

 

By myself.

 

I wish it was the Taint.  I need to start channeling more.