Shadow Ball - Jacket required, JD optional

[eclipse0]

'Friends like these', eh Gary?

[Talya]

thats right!

[eclipse0]

You know there's an unspoken message here, Walter, it's F*** you, leave me the F*** alone!

[Elgee]

*dances in the corner with Hammie*

[Talya]

Okay dude, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here...*goes gets a lane*

[eclipse0]

Alright, I'll be at practice tomorrow...

[Talya]

Just make sure you check which way the door opens before you try to block it with a chair.... ;)

[eclipse0]

But I already nailed a board to the floor...

[Talya]

*watches the chair fall to the floor as the chair is opened outwards*

 

I guess that didn't work! :-\

[eclipse0]

I think Jackie Treehorn wants to see me...

[Talya]

And he knows which Lebowski you are!

[eclipse0]

I'm not dealing with morons, here...

[Dunbar]

*grabs the paper he was writing on whilst on the phone*

 

*rubs pencil over it to reveal secret message*

 

*looks confused*

[eclipse0]

*goes thorugh Demi's wallet and finds only a shoppers club card*

 

Is this your only form of ID?

[Talya]

I know my rights Man!

[eclipse0]

You don't know sh!t, Lebowski

[Talya]

I want a Lawyer!

[eclipse0]

Jackie Treehorn said he had to eject you from his garden party

[Talya]

He treats objects like women!

[eclipse0]

Jackie Treehorn draws alot of water in this town...

 

You don't draw sh!t, Lebowski

[Talya]

Sorry I wasn't listening!

[eclipse0]

*throws a coffee mug at your head*

[Talya]

You frigging fascist!

[eclipse0]

I don't like your jerkoff name,

I don't like your jerkoff face,

I don't like your jerkoff behavior,

and I don't like you, jerkoff.

 

*kicks*

 

STAY OUT OF MALIBU, LEBOWSKI!

 

*kicks again*

 

STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT!

 

Keep your ugly, goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community...

[Talya]

*goes gets a cab, touching the sore spots carefully*