CoL Bus Tour - My Dragon is bigger than your Dragon

[GrandpaG]

* sends a signal ahead to announce that he will be opening a portal *

* would hate to cut some unsuspecting bystander in two accidentally *

* that would not make for a good first impression *

* opens his gateway and steps through *

 

 

SPAMMERS!!!

 

 

ALL RIGHT!!!

 

 

That last stop was DEAD!  One amazingly clever limerick.  That was it, pretty much.  And those guys consider themselves writers!  These guys at least will have a little fun posting!!!  Hooray Black Tower!!!  Spam on, brothers and sisters!!!  Let's dance!!!  ;D

* mental note to be careful with that saying...the bus might stop in Aiel territory some day...could be taken the wrong way ending in a good old fashion butt kicking for the old guy!!!  :o *

 

* pulls up the tops of his knee-high boots *

* toes are nice and snug in the tips of the boots *

* assumes a nice ballet pose *

* waits for the rest of the dancers *

[Tayol]

question how can you open a portal if you cant channel and dont like those that do

 

:)

[Talya]

*dresses Gramps in a pink tutu*

 

much better!

[goldeneyes101]

Oooo this could be fun

[Dunbar]

Now you look beautiful!

[Elgee]

Bet you he's a 'Chan spy, Tayol ... I say we torture him

[Tayol]

*binds him in air*

 

we dont like spies

[Elgee]

*taps Tay on the shoulder*

 

Errrm ... technically speaking, that's not quite correct, since we like playing with them  ;D

[Tayol]

thats true

[Elgee]

hmmmm ... so does what Talya did to him count as torture?

 

Maybe we should make him tell us funny stories while he performs the Dance of the Dying Swans ?

[Tayol]

just listening to Talya is torture enough

 

:)

 

*covers his head anticipating a slap*

[Elgee]

you'd do better to cover ... uhm ... further south  ::)

[Talya]

Elgees right

 

*quickly scraps hard the sharp stiletto heel of her shoes down Tay's shin*

[Elgee]

*winces*

 

hmmm ... I thought you'd go with the tongs, but I see now why you did it this way - there's blood  ;D

[eclipse0]

*wakes up groggily hearing commoniton*

 

What's going on out there...

 

"Gah Whitecloak vans...  INVASION!"

 

*sets the bus on fire*

 

*notices Gwappy bound up in air wearing a tutu in a ballet position*

 

Wait a minute... What the hell is going on here???

 

 

[Dunbar]

AAH, OUR BUS!

[Talya]

oh look a nice fire...*Gets out the marshmallows and starts roasting them*

[Tayol]

Talya your meant to be fighting the children not attacking me

[Talya]

Well be rude to me and thats what you get...besides I knicked the wheels before eclipse burnt the bus down...I'm sure they will come in handy for something...>.>

[Tayol]

im sure you will make use of them

[Talya]

Just haven't figured out what yet though...But a t least the don't have them anymore

[Tayol]

true

[eclipse0]

Oooo, Marshmallows!

[GrandpaG]

* exhales noticeably *

* drops off from his toes to the flats of his feet *

 

FINALLY!!!

 

* wipes the little beads of sweat off from his forehead *

* wonders why he's wearing a pink tutu...doesn't match his Tinker outfit or his Whitecloak garb *

???

 

I must have nodded off for a couple of days.

* shrugs *

 

* looks around *

* can't see anyone dancing *

I could have sworn that I heard someone talking about dancing...oh, well.

Guess I'll have a look around...don't remember being here before.

 

* the place where he opened his gateway seems to be a large hall of some kind *

Seems suitable for dancing, all right.

* notices large carpets hanging on the walls like in a castle *

* all sorts of scenery...mostly battle related...feels military *

Oh.

That's why they're not dancing.

Nobody ever wants to dance with soldiers.

* nods *

This is obviously NOT the mess hall since it doesn't smell of disinfectant.

It's not big enough for a drill hall or parade ground.

The only thing left is the M'Hael's private court yard.

HHHHMMMM.

This could be a good spot for a performance.

Since I AM a self-proclaimed Court Bard for CoL, this place could come in handy...maybe these Black Tower spammers would like to see me juggling my balls some time...or I might tell a story.

Probably should practice a little...it's been a while.

But I really wanted to see the rest of the grounds.

What to do?

* ponders *

* ponders some more *

::)

* a smidgen more pondering *

That's what I'll do.

I'll take a walk, then come back here for some practice.

* opens the door clearly marked EXIT in pure military style...some soldiers need help finding their way out of a room *

 

* looks around *

* the building that he just left is definitely the largest in the nearby vicinity...a manly statement of some kind, maybe? *

* other buildings are smaller and neatly aligned in straight rows of uniformity lining both sides of the street...they have the look of barracks *

* men in black garb are strutting in all directions...many have collar devices indicating their rank above "beginner"...the more rank, the more strut...that's the military way...love it or leave it *

* nobody seems to notice an old man in a white cloak with Tinker clothing underneath...some glance at the pink tutu *

:-[

Guess I'd be better off without the tutu if nobody wants to dance.

:-[

* sheds the tutu on the door step *

* looks like a long walk to the other end of the compound *

* considers Travelling *

* has heard that some of these "Asha" men can Travel *

* thinks to self out loud *

I don't know if they have rules about Travelling inside the Black Tower or not...don't really want a couple thousand channellers all mad at me for breaking their code of conduct...I'd better walk.

* sees a gateway wink shut not three barracks buildings away *

* figures it must be OK after all *

* picks out a spot well beyond the last building *

* sends his warning signal *

* opens his gateway *

* is immediately gang tackled by at least four big, strong Ashamen *

* they're screaming at him *

 

WHATTHEFAG DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, OLD MAN!!!

 

* they're scowling at him and dragging him away from his gateway *

* a couple of them give him some "soft" kicks in the ribs for emphasis *

* when they're well away from the collapsing gateway, they tug old Gwampy to his feet *

* gasping, just a little, Gramps tries to answer *

Well, I saw...

 

WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAW!!!

>:(

NOBODY TRAVELS HERE WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!

>:(

 

* just when the old Court Bard thought his number was up, he spied an old acquaintance...wearing red...with two puncture wounds slightly oozing blood droplets from her jugular vein *

Hi.

Nice to see you again.

* the ruffians turned toward her and bowed their heads slightly *

 

* in her cool, sensual style she spoke *

Got trouble here boys?

* she smiled slightly...softly...knowingly...enticingly *

Is my old friend giving you some grief?

* the big guys let go of the First Fool in unison *

 

UUUUHHHHHHMMMM.

Nomam.

He was...

UUUhhhmm...

That is to say...

Uuuhh..

Well, you see...

 

* the old fart jumps in *

I opened a gateway.

Didn't know any better.

Just wanted to get around a little quicker.

Never been here before.

Wanted to check the place out a little.

No harm intended.

:-[

[Talya]

Gwamps, how lovely to see you...

 

So going to tell us a story or juggle some balls, or maybe Tays, whilst his still attached ;)