All your butts are belong to me!

[reyler]

*buries Callandor in cement* Only loki has authorisation to call me that and only because he's dyslexic and/or British and thusly can't help it

[goldeneys]

*steps in cement*

 

*foot touches hair*

 

gaaah there's a monster in the cement!!!

[reyler]

*the cement eats goldy but not before asking for an autograph*

[Moghedian]

*Watches as the couch pounces on Reyler and eats her*

[reyler]

Nah, me and the couch, we's gots an understanding, yo.

[Alys Kinch]

that rey lives as long as she seems me as a naughty school girl?

[reyler]

No, it's more in the nature of... well, check the thread title, dig? Supply and demand, yanno?

[Alys Kinch]

well, you know, if you want the butts... you gotta deal with the rest.

[reyler]

This here axe says I can get the buttockses all by their lonesomes.

[Myndrunner]

:D

[Moghedian]

::)

[goldeneys]

Hey can I have the rest? or at least the hair? I wanna make a wig and pretend to be Alys every now and then...

[42Bonzo88]

    So am I forgiven or what it would be nice to be able to sit on the couch, seems as though I've been standing for 2 FREAKIN' DAYS NOW!! please?

[42Bonzo88]

*thanks jelly, sits down, belches, does other gross manly things* Glad I'm here now who is Reyler and why should I be afraid (aside from having a couch and barney suit put on him)? ;D

[Myndrunner]

*sips his tea...* My my my, is this Earl Gray?  *sips again, pinky up*

[MsDanya]

*makes out with ReyRey* sowwy I was late dahling :-* :-*

[callandor]

*still has couch*

:P cement tastes gross

[reyler]

*cuts Bonzo's legs off at the knees and stuffs the severed bits into his ears*

 

*makes out with Danya in a very public and possibly offensive way*

[Moghedian]

*Gets out her notebook and writes down tips*  :P :D

[Myndrunner]

*makes out with his own butt, that now belongs to reyler*

[reyler]

Do I foresee a Jaws of Life situation here? I hope so!

[SqueeEGA]

*pulls flute seemingly from nowhere and begins to play 'Reyrey dances on Illuminati strings'.*

 

Yea, thats right!  I know that song.  What a silly song it is.  Oh, the ridiculous things they made her do.  Kissing a pigs bottom before Chris Hanson.  Bathing in mud to then do battle with the former first lady Barbara Bush.  Competing in a drinking contest with Irish construction workers.  Ah, the absurdity that the Illuminati insists on conducting.  :D

[Alys Kinch]

dude, i thought rey and i were the only ones not out seeing the new batman.

[reyler]

Hey, any organization with Thailog as a member can't be all bad.

 

I'm seeing it tomorrow. That theatre doesn't usually sell out, so I'm not worried about not having bought tickets in advance.

[SqueeEGA]

OH, that was today?  *shrug*  I havent paid much attention to the world outside in the past few weeks.