All your butts are belong to me!

[Ireond]

ugh.  When I do that it sounds like  a overly hydrated 2 ton elephant shaped jello mold falling down the side of Mount Etna, so I'm probably going to pass

[reyler]

Have you considered adjusting the volume

 

Also if you answer that with a measurement-based pun I will tie a knot in your wang

[thehumantrashcan]

He should turn it up to 11 and you shouldn't tie his friend Wang in a knot.

[Ireond]

On 3/19/2018 at 6:34 PM, reyler said:

Also if you answer that with a measurement-based pun I will tie a knot in your wang

I was going to call your bluff on that, but then I remembered that your lack of desire to come in physical contact with other people becomes exponentially inverted when violence is involved.  

On 3/19/2018 at 6:34 PM, reyler said:

Have you considered adjusting the volume

I tried a one ton elephant but there wasn't enough dipping sauce

[reyler]

Obscurity, eh? *fills your lungs with sheep manure*

[Ireond]

Ewe.

 

I mean..  choke sputter cough :dies:

[reyler]

Insufficent thrashing about, give it another go.

[Barmacral]

Just turn on a strobe light, it'll add to the effect.

[Gabriel Kross]

Reyler but what if I say my butts don't belong to you?

[Barmacral]

1) You'd be wrong.

2) reyler*

[Gabriel Kross]

oh I didn't notice reyler doesn't use a capital r oops. but answer 1 is inaccurate, I am never wrong!

[reyler]

All butts what have ever been in Fiddles are automatically property-du-reyler. It's your own fault for being here.

[Gabriel Kross]

nupe

[Ireond]

Yes, ladies, gentleman, and desecrated corpes of fiddlesticks "property-du-reyler" the newest scent from reyler industries. Brute force sadism never smelled so awe inspiringly deadly.  Visit your local chemists to find a bottle today.

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[reyler]

Pretty sure I actually AM responsible for all of those and worse. Not in a legally actionable way, but only because the law is more for you peons than it is for me

[Barmacral]

Those are about all you do take responsibility for. Those and our butts.

[reyler]

Well, considering everything that goes wrong on DM can be traced back to you - it's right there in your sig - there's not a whole lot left to be responsible for

[Barmacral]

Naw it can't be traced back to me, I just get blamed for it all.

[reyler]

You must've done something to warrant a hanging

[Barmacral]

Exist, need there be more?

[reyler]

I mean, if you want any real effort going into it, then probably

[Barmacral]

The less effort people put into hanging me the better.

[reyler]

I mean, if you're okay with the job being done slapdash instead of efficiently

[Barmacral]

I'm most okay with the idea of them not actually getting the job done. Even better if they never start.

[reyler]

*uses your brain for storing knitting needles*

 

*(doesn't knit)*