A visit from a wandering Apprentice Gleeman

[Myndrunner]

Ah, well then....OH GLORIOUS AND INTIMIDATING TAYOL, RULER OF THE BLACK TOWER AND ALL AROUND BADASS....

 

Please accept this fine beverage as an offering of gratitude for being such a gratious host.

 

 

It is a fine mix of Aiel Oosquai, Jack Daniels, 151, and something called WD40.  It will definately put hairs on the hairs already on your chest.  We call it Fade's Piss back in Gleemantown.

[eclipse0]

*drools*

 

WD-40 fixes everything!

[eol]

WD-40, greases up those rusty vocal chords!

[Tayol]

wouldnt drinking wd40 kill me

[Talya]

Sing, sing or show us your....well best you just sing!!!

[Tayol]

no

[Myndrunner]

You see that? He said NO!  That's EVIL!!!

 

 

Did you see that? You saw it, didn't you?

[Tayol]

no

[Talya]

He's in denial!

[Tayol]

where is denial? I have never seen it on any maps

 

:)

[Talya]

Ohh...was that ajoke you just told us... ::)

[Tayol]

no, I honestly have never been there

[Elgee]

Denial is de big river in Egypt

[Tayol]

ah ive heard of that

[Myndrunner]

See? He's already on the stage....telling jokes!  Tayol, tell us the one about the three Aes Sedai and the Mule!

[eclipse0]

I've never heard that one before...

[Tayol]

either have I

[eclipse0]

Then how do you propose to tell it?

[Tayol]

I dunno why dont you start

 

I thought he was saying I was the mule at first

 

:)

[Talya]

well I could find you 3 AS if you want...

[Tayol]

I had two bondees and an adoptee at one stage

[eclipse0]

well I could find you 3 AS if you want...

 

You Two are really brightening my day right now!

 

:D

[Tayol]

why is that?

[Talya]

Of course there would be a cost...Don't get them for free you know!

[Myndrunner]

He said stage!!!!

 

You know, Tayol, three Aes Sedai take a room at an inn....but there are only two beds, but the third can sleep in the barn with the mule??