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[Jelly]

*Laughs*

Scared of a tomato hitting you? And I thought you were all evil... ::)

[Master Blade X]

We are evil. Those tomatos are filled with a millions of little daggers.

[Jelly]

*Picks up a tomato*

No they're not.

*Takes tomato apart with a knife*

See? No daggers.

 

[Master Blade X]

I knew you would do that so instead I filled them with a flesh eating poison.

[Jelly]

:o

*Glares*

..

*Doesn't know what to do*

[Master Blade X]

I do, we can hang your bones from a tripod thingy and use them to study human life.

Like in science class.

[Jelly]

Ewww no

*Jumps into sea*

 

You've done that in science? That's...disturbing.

[Master Blade X]

Well thats science for ya, baby.

[Dunbar]

aperture science!

[asrid]

*Gives asrid more tomatos*

 

Oh and by the way they are still fruit.

 

*Runs as fast as he can so the only target to hit is Jelly*

 

*puts tomato in a tomato sniper* youll never get away from me *lines up shot and fires*

 

what the?!?!?  *inistead of tomato coming out of gun it was a thousand evil crickets!!!*

 

[Jelly]

:o

*Twaps Asrid*

Fool!

*Runs away from the 'evil' crickets*

[asrid]

*is twaped* hey!!

 

*turns to run with jelly and trips over a pebble, and is over run by evil crickets, they cover his body*

 

AHHHHHH!!!! IT TICKLES!!!!!!!

 

*jumps up and runs in circles*

 

Getumoff,Getumoff,Getumoff,Getumoff *cries*

[Jelly]

*Gets insect repellent*

*Runs up to Asrid and sprays it on him*

Get off, you disgusting evil crickets!

*Waits*

*Grabs Asrid's arm and drags him along as she runs away from the crickets*

 

[asrid]

*chokes from deadly poison and is draged*

 

Than*chokecouph*ks *as hes being drug he looks and notices more crickets flowing at them like a tidal wave*

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

*catchs his feet and runs past jelly* THANK YOU *he screams as he runs past her* EVERY MAN FOR HIM SELF... AND WOMAN!!!

[Jelly]

*Runs for her life*

[asrid]

*looks over his shoulder to see a wall of black chirping crickets, runs faster right into another wall and is crushed by millions of crickets*

 

 

*wonders how the topic changed from tomatoes to crickets*

[Jelly]

*Freezes in horror*

[cosmicpanda]

*emphatically changes the topic to hurricanes*

 

*watches people blow around*

 

ew.

[Master Blade X]

Ahh, crickets and hurricanes what a fun combo.

[Shendare]

*stares in morbid fascination*

 

It's like a Mummy movie...

[cosmicpanda]

Really? I was thinking of a different genre.

[Jelly]

:o

[asrid]

ya know i think that could be the new horror movie.

 

 

*puts hands up like a movie director and exclaims* Crickets from hell!

 

 

but it'd have to be in black and white... otherwise it wouldnt be very scary,,, they made horror movies about spiders in the old days that were taller than building and movies about killer bees that murdered every one and even a movie of killer bats...

 

;D now im going to direct one about murderus crickets from hell...

 

"millions of crickets that rose from... (well i dunno where they rose from but ill work on that...) and had a massive hunger, and they found that the human flesh would suffice.

 

Ladies scream as they see their husbands get devoured before there eyes, then scream louder when the Crickets wash over her like a black chirping tidal wave.."

 

*grins* i think ill have brad pitt, co star in it, and have im eaten alive in the very begining. mwahahaha

[Master Blade X]

And I will be the movie critic, and give it half of a star.

[asrid]

*glares*

 

ive decided brad pitt wont be in it

 

 

Master blade X will be the first person to die in my movie

 

:)