The Stumbling Soldier VI - Brawl Time!!!!

[Ashandarei]

*a chair comes flying from Chae*

 

"I'm coming! Just hold... WHACK"

 

*chair takes him in the side, and he, the barrel, and the chair go down in a heap*

 

"Groaaan.... Flaming chair hit me like a pile of bricks!"

 

"Sorry Goldy, for now, you're on your own..."

 

*blacks out*

[Hayl3y]

*grins*

 

*then feels a bit guilty about having thrown the chair*

 

*but only a bit*

 

LOL

[goldeneys]

*is hit by a table*

oops

*one of the chair legs slips out of his head and hits Ashy*

sorry

*whacks Corki again*

[Ashandarei]

*is trying to stop everything from spinning when a wooden projectile, a chair leg, of all things, smacks him in the face*

"Ohhhh, bloody!!!!!" :x

*blacks out again*

 

*Next person to post trips over the unconscious body*

[Corki]

*as Corki steps back to take another swing at Ser'Cair, he trips over the unconscious body laying behind, sending Corki to the floor, and the table is thrown up into the air*

 

*Corki rolls away just in time before the table lands and smashes into pieces where he was just sitting. Grabbing a Brew, Corki sighs*

 

That was close!

 

*drains Brew, and hurls the empty mug at whoever posts next*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*ducks Corki's mug*

 

*halfheartedly hits the next poster with a ferret*

[Hayl3y]

*is hitten by a ferret*

 

*tries to stay on her feet*

 

*stumbles on the next poster*

[Corki]

*looks at the ferret*

 

Why a fer...

 

*doesn't fnish as Chaelca stumbles into him*

 

*falls to the floor in a heap*

 

*jumps up and throws several empty Brew mugs at whoever posts next*

 

One must hit...

[StaffMaster]

*Walks in and catches a Brew mug with his face*

 

 

*hits the floor out cold*

[Corki]

Score!!!

 

*jumps up and down, rushing to the bar, and grabs a Brew in celebration*

 

*then has a closer look at who he hit*

 

Oops! Why couldn't a private walk in when you want one to??

[Hayl3y]

*points the privates sitting in a corner of the room scared by all those crazy members*

 

LOL

 

I think they don't dare enter the brawl !

[Ashandarei]

*comes conscious as something massive crashes about an inch from his face: a table*

*sees wild ferrets in the bar*

"That second blow to the head must have loosened something in there...."

*gulps down the brew Corki had made earlier*

 

*sees a desk sitting in the corner, runs over and grabs the impressive ink jar sitting on it, winds up for the pitch, and chucks it rather forcefully towards Chae's stomach*

"That's for the chair!"

 

*laughs as a ferret scurries over Staffmaster*

[Hayl3y]

*is hit by something in the stomac*

 

*scowles*

 

*grabs a ferret*

 

*throws it toward Ash' head*

 

:P

[goldeneys]

*gets up*

*BBQ's a ferret*

tasty

*hits the next person to post with the grill*

[Ashandarei]

*wrenches a clawing ferret of his head, sticks his tongue out at Chae, and throws three consecutive mugs at her*

 

*grabs grill just as it's about to hit him square in the face*

*wrestles it away from Goldy, trips Goldy, and then chucks grill at the next person's back*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*does a nifty backflippy thing to avoid the grill*

 

Who said they were WILD ferrets?!?! These are my personal trained army of DANCING ferrets!

 

*gives the ferrets a signal to start the Waltz of the Flowers from The Nutcracker* 8)

[Guest Froix]

*wakes up and groans. still with a bad taste in his mouth*

 

"Light! How long have I been out?"

 

*straightens his coat. tries to, at least*

 

*walks away Cat Crosses The Courtyard*

[Hayl3y]

*looks to the dancing ferrets*

 

not bad !

 

LOL

[Kristine]

Eh.... you see one troup of dancing ferrets, you've seen em all.

[Hayl3y]

LOL

 

that was the first one !

 

*hands Kris a mug of brew*

[Corki]

We can play skittles!!!!

 

*sees all the ferrets dancing in a similar area, grabs an empty Brew mug, and rolls it fairly fast at the ferrets, hoping to knock them down*

 

Will it be a strike, I wonder??

[Guest Cadsuane]

Ack!! Stop tormenting my ferrets!! I mean, someone already COOKED one of them!! :evil:

 

*stops the brew mug before it hits the ferrets*

 

Ok kids, rehersal is over!

 

*gathers the ferrets up, puts them back under her hat, and walks out*

[Corki]

*does the M-G sulk*

 

*hurls an empty tankard at Caddy*

 

Spoilsport!!!

[Kristine]

*grabs mug from the air*

 

Ah ah... no attacking a Third!

 

*drinks the brew*

 

Thanks for the drink Chaelca!

[Guest Cadsuane]

Thanks Kris!

 

*glares at Corki*

 

*cooks HIM*

 

See how you like it!! :twisted:

 

:lol: