The Stumbling Soldier VI - Brawl Time!!!!

[Ashandarei]

*licks some splattered honey, orange juice, and apple cider off his face*

"mmm, mmm, mmm!"

 

*trips the crazed and bee blinded adrian and sees him run full on into horn*

 

*laughs*

 

*makes a grilled ferret, eats it, and throws a jar of itching powder at goldy*

[Adrian44]

Ahhhhhhh!

 

*Covered in welts and blinded by swollen eyes, suddenly feels himself flying through the air*

 

Ommmph!

 

*Runs into someone, starts swinging*

[F Horn of Valere]

*throws the invisible man at adrian*

[Katiora]

*Katiora who is hiding in the corner sees the opening she has been waiting for and gets a running go towards Horn* :twisted:

[F Horn of Valere]

*can smell the stench of the state she lives in long before she gets close*

 

*throws adrian and the invisible man and kati*

[Guest Froix]

*gets hit by Adrian*

 

AACK!

 

*gets up, mimes throwing something heavy at Horn. sees Horn cringe and laughs*

 

"I don't have the invisible man, that guy ran away with Kati."

 

*points to Kati floating in mid-air*

[Ashandarei]

*sees that goldy doesn't plan on entering the bar anytime soon, so decides instead to throw the jar of itching powder at katiora*

[F Horn of Valere]

*throws the invisible woman at froix*

[Ashandarei]

"As if i'm going to let that opportunity pass!"

*intercepts the invisible woman*

"Hey! How are you doing today! Care for a brew or two?" :lol:

[F Horn of Valere]

*wonders why ash suddenly keels over in pain*

 

*remembers how fiesty the invisible woman is*

[Guest Froix]

*tries to get the invisible woman off Ash, then hears cloth ripping*

 

"ACK! There's an invisible naked feisty woman around here somewhere."

[F Horn of Valere]

and she has vampire teeth!

[Ashandarei]

*keels over in pain as he gets punched in the ribs and then bitten on the shoulder*

 

"AAAAh she has vampire teeth and she bites!!"

 

*looks to onlookers like he is running in circles except that he is being chased by a blood sucking naked woman*

[Guest Froix]

*brings out his crucifix, picks up a wooden stake, and keeps a wary eye on Ash*

[Corki]

The Invisable Man?? Is the Ghost back??

 

*grabs a Brew as he ponders and watches the madness*

 

*dunks any items that may be thrown at him*

[F Horn of Valere]

*throws the invisible drink at corki*

[Jeannaisais]

*idly wonders why Horn is only throwing invisble things while she sits down with a good book*

[Corki]

Who knows!!!

 

*ducks the invisible cup when he thinks it should hit him, but is too quick, and gets hit when he returns to an upright position*

 

*shrugs and drinks his Brew*

[Ashandarei]

*decides he's been running in circles long enough, so he pulls out some garlic and smears it over himself, and sits down in the middle of the floor*

"HA! Now what!"

*winks at Froix*

*go get 'er!

[Adrian44]

*Runs out of the bar to clean off honey and get first aid for bee stings*

 

I didn't even get a brew.

[goldeneys]

*is again neaten and bruised while he's not here to defend himself*

 

*gets some Ale and spills it on Jea*

 

oh oops, sorry hun, hehehe

[Jeannaisais]

*quickly saves the giant hardback book from getting wet so that she can still use it to hit Goldy on the head*

 

Nice try.

 

*hits Goldy with the book a few more times for good measure*

[goldeneys]

woah, big book, both very nice.

 

*faints*

[F Horn of Valere]

*reads his invisible book*

[goldeneys]

what a feat lol