The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

Free room and board for the rest of my natural life...conjugal visits...free wifi...free medical including dental and vision...routine exercise periods...no trips to walmart...no car insurance...no taxes...no bills...hhhmmmmmm.

 

Wait!!!

 

No recliner...no livingroom...no fridge full of leftovers! I think I'll pass.

[reyler]

Did I advocate getting caught? No, no I didn't.

[GrandpaG]

"If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all."

 

If I were to make a black and white copy of a quarter I'd end up sharing a cell with someone who snore really loud.

[reyler]

I'm assuming from the context that this would be a downgrade from your current living scenario?

[GrandpaG]

 

She does snore but not bad.

 

Or were you talking about prison being worse than my present "real world"?

[reyler]

*keeps Gwampy in a hamster cage and forgets to feed him*

[GrandpaG]

* starves *

 

* dies *

 

* makes her majesty's throne room smell like decaying meat *

 

(Smiley)

[reyler]

*leaves Gwampy on the curb*

[GrandpaG]

* gets ran over by a rickshaw then picked up as rubbish on trash day *

 

That wasn't so bad until that operator compacted all of us pieces of trash!!!

 

( bug out eyeballs smiley )

 

 

I found out you can read part of my book for free on Amazon...search for GrandpaG then click on the book and it will offer you the free preview...I hope...I didn't try it...I should...you know how I like free!

 

( silly smiley )

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

If you go back to each post you spammed every forum with and link to the danged book, or at least to a post here that explains what you were trying to say, I will buy a kindle copy.

Edited November 13, 2015 by Mrs. Cindy Gill

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

As a good faith gesture I just bought it.

 

Seriously, if you want to sell any, do it right.

[reyler]

CATS DON'T DANCE *glues your feet to the floor*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Kind of a waste of glue, but if it makes you happy zei gezunt.

[reyler]

I has lots of glue, I can spare some

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

gravity is my glue. not that I approve of dancing for any species.

[reyler]

Oh well in that case *confiscates your limbs and several internal organs and maybe one of the external ones*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Ooohhhh... Good luck picking safe ones....

[reyler]

Booby-trapped your gallbladder, did you?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I think the heart and lungs may be deadlier. And I'd stay right away from the liver, Chianti or no.

[reyler]

The smoke just adds flavor!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I probably should have just stuck to that instead of pickling.

[reyler]

But that's how you make corned beef! 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Good point.... I'd make a fine boiled dinner. Best get the cauldron heating.

[reyler]

But I'm all out of salamander 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

mabe Grampa G has some camp stove cauldron ideas from his post apocalyptic vision?