The Gwampy Thread

[reyler]

I haven't developed the loathing for elevators that everyone else seems to have, but the stupid button-pressing minigame any time you want to pick up any damn thing on a planet's surface is getting on my nerves due to the tiny response window.

[mcs0083]

The conversations in the elevators keep me entertained. There is this one planet that is the WORST about that little minigame.

[reyler]

My last save is on Virmire KAIDAN WHEN I NEXT FIRE UP MY XBOX YOU ARE A DEAD MAN

[mcs0083]

Huzzah! He shall be deaded 

[reyler]

I didn't get to watch it happen  

I'm onto 2 now. The graphical update agrees with my Shepard. I don't suppose Jacob ever becomes interesting.

[mcs0083]

Not really. If you want to see him die dont do his loyalty mission :P Which is pretty boring and cliche anyhow.

[reyler]

There's two achievements that require me to do that mission, and I don't loath him like I did Kaidan (who also will have to survive a playthrough of the first for a cheevo, jeez Bioware, I'll just make sure I'm playing a male Shepard when that happens)

[GrandpaG]

No.

 

I'm not dead yet.

 

I just never get online.

 

I had to try to make wifey a map using dial-up...GGRRRRRRR!!!

 

Oh, well.

 

I guess you get what you pay for and my dial-up is free.

 

Hi.

 

Bye for another few (undetermined number) months.

 

Love,

Gramps

[reyler]

I don't know, you pay for nothing and get some indeterminate quantity of internet functionality >0, so I think your math is off *makes your calculator say "boobs"*

[Ireond]

Yep, it's off.  That's spelling Albuquerque 

[reyler]

Not everyone can afford fancy graphing calculators, Sir Alvin.

[Ireond]

Not even me.  I just realized I was using a dictionary.

[reyler]

... with a digital screen? Kindles aren't real books.

[Ireond]

I got it off this drunk Scotsman blathering something about dilithium and time travel.  It's pretty neat.

[reyler]

For all the things wrong with the Abrams films, at least he had the decency to get actual Scottish and Russian actors to play their respective characters, instead of plugging Canadians into the roles.

[Ireond]

True.  Or at least you could see I wrote that if it wasn't for all the lens flare

[reyler]

Ah, yes, easy targets.

[GrandpaG]

As usual, I haven't a clue what the people above were talking about but I still love and miss them.

 

Might be selling some jamming gear and had to check Guitar Center prices.

 

Might be online again one of these days to try to get into the Obamacare system for wifey because the tightwad bastards at work don't want her on my insurance which has been saving us a LOT of money by not having to buy her own coverage.  "Life sucks and then you die".  I should have ran for president then I could have fixed the whole messed up system.

 

* ponders *

* remembers *

 

NEVER MIND!!!

 

Love,

Gramps

[GrandpaG]

Ah, yes, easy targets.

 

 

I see you finally accepted the crown, my queen.

[reyler]

*squeezes you headfirst into the tailpipe of your car*

[GrandpaG]

* inhales the toxic fumes *

* holds *

* smiles *

 

No.  I'm not dead yet.

 

[Locke]

*pokes* Is it really alive?

[reyler]

Not in any way that counts.

[GrandpaG]

I have tomorrow off work for my birthday with pay so I took tonight off to make it a four day weekend.

 

Wifey had me looking up stuff but I'm done with those chores so here I be!!!

 

Hello to all !!!

 

* considers a quick performance *

 

NAH.

 

Think I'll go see if the Forums have any life left in them.

 

Bye for now.

 

Love,

Gramps

[reyler]

Put er there old salt *shakes Gwampy's hand until his arm dislocates*