The Gwampy Thread

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

looooooooove pâté.... feed me this you never get rid of me. works for any companion animal.

[reyler]

The Grampus has escaped from the Gramperarium! *get the can of Raid*

[Ireond]

Companion animal?  She's a seeing eye dog?

[reyler]

No, but she can be one of those ones that fetches a can of beer from the fridge, so long as you don't mind it not being quite full when you get it.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

seeing eye dogs are working, or helper, animals, not companion.

 

the beer is safe.

 

lock up the liquor tho.

[reyler]

Problem solved: lock up the cindy *kennels you*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I find that very comforting... don't forget the five point restraints, please.

[reyler]

*covers cindy in a three-inch thick layer of wax*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

for the best, really.

 

thanks.

[reyler]

Just doing my duty, ma'am.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

which of us you figger for self harm first do you reckon?

[reyler]

Depends on your definition of self-harm. Mine tends to include "waking up".

[mcs0083]

Where is Gwampy? When is the last time anyone saw him on here?

[reyler]

End of March, I think; between the end of the books and all the technical problems DM was having at the time, he didn't seem to feel it was worth hanging around anymore.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

there's been a malaise.

 

it's because I'm in a good mood.

 

it harshes the universe's mellow.

[reyler]

Oh farts, and here I thought I'd get in, gets mah spam done, and get on to my shower so I could get back to Mass Effect

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ok, I leave you to this graveyard to play with yourself

[reyler]

*digs people up and pees in their skulls*

[mcs0083]

Oooo which Mass Effect? The first?

[reyler]

Yup. I just picked up the Trilogy the other day after the demo for 2 convinced me I could deal with the shooter gameplay and am playing through for the first time. I'm playing without a walkthrough to avoid any more spoilers than the internet has already spent several years drilling into my skull. Speaking of which, I can't wait for the opportunity to let Kaidan die.

[mcs0083]

He died when I played. Every single time.

[reyler]

Apparently people prefer to let Ashley die instead for supposedly being racist, but so far she's just been somewhat xenophobic, and only in personal conversations; I have yet to see her be judgmental or anything but polite to any of my non-human crew.

[mcs0083]

She becomes less xenophobic as the series goes on. That is such a little thing to want her to die for. Kaidan is absolutely and completely annoying. 

[reyler]

I dunno, I want Kaidan to die because of his stupid Wayne Newton haircut.

[mcs0083]

I've never even noticed that until now. This only reinforces my decision.