The Gwampy Thread

[reyler]

Aw, we could have built the city and temple of Pacma in his honor  :(

[DPR]

 

That should have already been done. I have a standing agreement with Athena that stipulates at least one temple per week pending payment in salmon. You did receive the salmon didn't you?

[reyler]

*wipes her mouth and looks guilty* Well you see...

[DPR]

Just like the last time....

 

*pats rey on the back to burp her*

[reyler]

*spontaneously grows a dorsal fin which slices Wes' hand clean off in the process of sprouting*

[DPR]

*loses a hande but learns a valuable lesson*

 

Put's a hook in reys mouth and throws her back. Hands fishing rod to a body builder.  Enjoy!

[reyler]

*becomes a giant squid and drags Wes into the depth with the crushing grip of her tentacles*

[DPR]

 

*goes deeper, deeper, and deeper, until we pass davy jones locker, and then get to my house*

 

Join me for tea?

[reyler]

No lemon, if you don't mind.

[DPR]

 

Not at all. So how are the nephews? is it springtime there yet?

[Toy and Minion]

Nope, not quite.  Actually, I dunno.  I don't pay attention to such things.

[GrandpaG]

* holding breath *

* turning blue *

* bubbles leaking from edges of mouth *

* eyes bulging wildly *

* can't open mouth to talk, so uses telecommunication instead *

 

Forgot my dad-blamed diving apparatus!

 

Would love to try some of your delectable tea, but if I take a sip all of my oxygen might escape!

 

And the spam crumpets look truly delicious!

 

My apologies for being such a block head!  I promise!  Next time I come to visit you beyond the deepest depths of the ocean I will wear the correct attire!

 

 

* thinks it over *

* really pondering heavily *

 

Oh, what the hay!  Just one little nibble of a crumpet can't hurt!  I never could resist spam when it's been crushed by billions of tons of sea water!

 

* starts to open mouth to take a little nibble *

* billions of tons of sea water immediately invade Gwampy through the newly opened crack *

* Gwampy blows up like a balloon *

* trying to close the crack back shut but can't *

 

CRAP!!!

When will I ever learn to keep my mouth shut!

::)

 

* Gwampy bursts into a million tiny bits of Gwampy flesh and goo *

* plankton begin feeding on the Gwampy remains *

* whale eats the plankton *

* Gwampy coagulates into a gel in the belly of the whale *

* whale migrates to the north pole *

* Gwampy solidifies *

* whale migrates to California to do some tourist watching *

* Gwampy thaws out *

* whale blows Gwampy out her blow hole *

* tourists take pictures of the whale with Gwampy on it's back *

 

Thank you kindly, mistress whale!

 

Not a problem, Gwampy!

 

* Gwampy dives into the ocean and swims to the tourist boat *

* they haul his soggy butt aboard *

 

Thanks! ;D

 

Anybody got some deep sea diving gear?  I know where there's a REALLY great tea party going on!

;D

[GrandpaG]

Brand new over in Children of Light discussion group:

 

"Cat's eyes" by GrandpaG.

 

ENJOY!!!

 

Extreme spammers are highly recommended to add a little something special to it!!!

[Thorum]

such a waste of words

 

those could probably have been 100 posts :(

[Toy and Minion]

*uses Thorum to clog the drain*

[Alys Kinch]

*...around gwampy's rocking chair...*

[GrandpaG]

:o

 

::)

 

Just went and read it.  :-[

 

No where's near as good today as when I wrote it.  :'(

 

Oh, well...stuff happens.  ::)

 

And then you die.

 

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A bad day in fantasy is better than a good day in reality. :)

[SBoydW]

don't forget you pay taxes in between!

[Toy and Minion]

*hides with the t*

[GrandpaG]

I'll bet Red and Min got married, didn't they. ::)

 

They're probably fighting over who gets the next use of the internet so neither of them is here spamming!  Someone needs to invent a HIS AND HER spamming device so they can both come here to enjoy their fantasy family TOGETHER!!!  Spamming each other at the same time in DM could prove to be...spiritual!!! ;D

[Alys Kinch]

damn. now i canno use ha le'er. how am i supposed oooo speak?

[GrandpaG]

* scratches head *

Eh?

???

 

OOOOOoooooHHHhhhhh!!!!

 

* bops forehead *

No "t's"!

 

I'm not really THAT old...I've always been a bit dense. :-[

 

[Alys Kinch]

*grins and hugs gramps* it's all going to be o.k.

[Jelly]

Figured it out before me. :D

[Alys Kinch]

what's the worst that could happen to you? eventually you will become fertilizer and create something new.