The Gwampy Thread

[Toy and Minion]

SUNDAY DRIVER!

[Alys Kinch]

*laughs* congrats on the win, gwampy! you should feel proud.

[GrandpaG]

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SUNDAY DRIVER!

 

 

* smiling proudly *

;D

 

YUP!

 

Don't get behind me when I'm wheeling the wife's minivan headed for Walmart on a sunny Sunday if you're in a hurry!  They don't call me Gramps for nothing!

 

* remembers something...upsetting *

>:(

 

I also have to drive slower to save GAS!!!

>:(

 

 

The real world sucks more and more each day.

* sighs *

:(

 

And hen you die (no "t"). :)

[Toy and Minion]

*nods* ;D

[Thorum]

what for?

[loki redfern]

eheh gwampy killed jelly and buried her ;D

[reyler]

(he thinks you're Australian like Griefy)

[GrandpaG]

:-[

:-[

:-[

 

OOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!!!!!

 

:-[

:-[

:-[

 

* in a whiny, most pathetic, pleading voice *

 

Sorry, Jelly. :'(

Forgive me? ::)

Sometimes us old folk mixes stuff up, you see. :-[

 

* returns to the normal, happy, witty, Gwampy voice *

So...

Never grow old!!!

Stay forever young and vibrant!!!

Then, you won't mix stuff up!!!

;D

[loki redfern]

wooo, yes gwampy brillianbt idea, lets kill peter pan and drink his blood ..or do we have to quest for virgins or something to keep young?

[loki redfern]

... you mean i have to take down the gallows :(

[loki redfern]

mmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

pie. apple pie. mmm

[reyler]

*runs down loki on a unicorn*

[loki redfern]

wow, its like all my wildest fantasies come true. almost.

[GrandpaG]

* remembers an old Sonny and Cher song *

* head bobbin *

* toe tappin *

 

"And the beat goes on...and the beat goes on...drum keeps poundin a rhythm to the brain...la de da de de...la de da de da..."

 

I know...has absolutely nothing to do with anything...fits perfectly.

 

>:D

[Moghedian]

*Tries to keep beat*

*Fails miserably*

*Gives up*  :(

*Hums completely out of tune...*  :)

[loki redfern]

..i have deja vu ..im sure i spamed a sonny and chers song somewhere ???

[GrandpaG]

Try this one...

 

* ZZ Top *

 

da da da...da da da...da da da...

 

Every girl's crazy bout a sharp-dressed man!!!

 

(makes you want to boogie, no?) 8)

[loki redfern]

:) indeed, im geting out my zoot suit as we speak

[reyler]

This just in.

 

Sonny and Cher suck. ZZ Top suck.

 

That is all.

 

Oh wait no it isn't *flies by riding on a giant butterfly and sprinkles Froot Loops and Lucky Charms 'pon the masses*

[loki redfern]

ahhhh it burns, it burns. but its a nice burn :)

[GrandpaG]

"In-a-ga-da-da-vee-da baby...don't you know that I'll always be true"

 

* head bobbin' *

* hummin' the rest to Rey *

 

Is that better, sweetie? 8)

 

* pulls off a nice juicy finger *

* offers it to Rey as a quick snack *

 

Have you spammed my "First Fool" post yet?  Please?  :-*

[loki redfern]

:o he  :o :-* :o revel :o :o :o

[reyler]

Where'd you get all those eyes, loki? Are you secretly a spider?

 

*tips Gwampy into the trash compacter and doesn't look back*

[loki redfern]

*puts cup under to the spigot to get juiced gwampy*

[GrandpaG]

Better than getting Gwampy juiced!!! :o

 

* remembers last time he was juiced *

* what a disgusting odor *

* looked bad too *

 

You see, Gwampy barfs when he's juiced!!! :(

 

It used to be such fun when I was a lad...now it's just plain bad!!!

 

But...

 

Maybe a little Gwampy juice would be refreshing!  Pass me a swig, eh? :)