The Gwampy Thread

[GrandpaG]

this has nothing to do with gwampy i see now...

 

lol

 

i havent been here in forever

 

*creates river of spam in the nile*

 

who really needs the nile anyway

 

 

He's ALIVE!!!

 

I was afraid that you had suffered the fate of the Black Death of Fiddlesticks (see separate thread)!!!

 

Welcome back to the world of spam, old friend!!!

:)

[callandor]

hello gramps. have they made you senior spammer of grandpa town yet?

[Moghedian]

*Strikes gwampy down with a tin of spam*  ::)

[GrandpaG]

What a way to go!!!

;D

[GrandpaG]

hello gramps. have they made you senior spammer of grandpa town yet?

 

Not yet.

 

But I did beg my way into a really fancy new title since last you spammed these waters!!!

 

* uses eyelids to gesture toward siggy at the bottom of the post *

* doesn't want to blatantly brag or anything *

 

There's a whole separate post somewhere...probably several pages buried by now.

 

* remembers sadly *

Never did gain closure from queen reyler.

:'(

[callandor]

a lot happened while i was away...

 

i see the person above you game has gone away

no matter

SPAM SHALL COMENCE!

[Alys Kinch]

does this mean you are sticking around?

[bad company]

Welcome, I'm looking foward to getting to know you call.

[callandor]

it might mean i am... got a problem with that?!?!?!?  :P me too

 

not too many new people...

 

:o OMIGOSH LOOK!

 

*points*

[GrandpaG]

What?

???

 

Where?

???

 

Who?

???

 

When?

???

 

Why?

???

[Alys Kinch]

*grins* you might make things fun again.

[Moghedian]

*Staples paper together*  ::)

[bad company]

*staples moggy to a tiger*

[Moghedian]

*Strokes the tiger and unattaches herself*  :P

[GrandpaG]

* grabs hold of the tiger's tail and hangs on for dear life *

* remembers an old Buck Owens song *

;D

[Jelly]

Why?

[bad company]

Because you only know queen and take that

[Moghedian]

*Dances to 'We are the Champions' with Jelly*

[GrandpaG]

I've

Got

A

Tiger by the tail it's plain to see.

 

(don't remember the rest)

(Buck Owens was really corny...except for Hee-Haw...no, on second thought...including Hee-Haw...he was probably from New York City...or maybe Bug Tussle?)

(didn't like country back then...still don't, for the most part...Roy Clark was OK, though)

Yes-ter-day when I was young

The taste of love was sweet

Like rain upon my tounge

(don't remember the rest)

(AGAIN!!!)

[SqueeEGA]

*Dances to 'We are the Champions' with Jelly*

 

The only thing sexier than this that I've ever seen was when my friends wife kissed another of their female friends while they simultaneously ate a hot dog.  And I had front row seats.  And a lit pipe to boot. 

 

SMOKE!  ITS PATRIOTIC!

This has been a public service announcement from Squee.

[bad company]

Sweet pipe music

[callandor]

*plays a digareedoo*

 

no one makes fun of me spelling or else. >:(

[GrandpaG]

* holding onto his belly while laughing horrendously *

* had to try three times to get the red line to go away under horrendously *

 

Where'd you learn to spell, Cally?

The spell checker works automatically!!!

;D

 

* remembers the "or else" promise *

:o

<.<

>.>

* wondering which way is safer to run *

::)

[callandor]

whatever you do: dont run towards jelly.

he's evil

[Alys Kinch]

she!!