[INTRO] Welcome Recruit Asmojahn!

[Mystica]

Hey Asmo!! Welcome to the Band!

 

*hands the Recruit his (I assume it's a 'his'??) very first Guinfantry (Infantry Beer Brand)*

 

I'm the RLO of the Infantry, as well as the Editor in Chief of the Hornsounder (the Band's newspaper). Together with my fantabulously gorgeous and fingerlicking spectacular Karaj I'll be priveledged to giving you your Recruit Tasks during your week at the Infantry. *rubs hands*

 

I hope you will enjoy your stay with us and please be advised:

 

Hold on to everything on you that is not glued to the spot, for the Amazing Spiel will literally blow your socks off and turn your cloths inside out!

[Amavia]

Welcome Asmo!!

 

I am Amavia the archers CG (captain general)

I hope you'll have a wondefull time here and hope to stay with us for very long

 

also if there is anything you want to know don't hesitate to ask!

 

And as Myst said before now we wait for our beloved boss to show up with the official spiel!!

[Katiora]

Hi and welcome to the Band, Asmojahn!!! I\'m Katiora and i\'m the Lieutenant-General of the Cavalry (2nd in command) as well as one of the cav RLO\'s so i\'ll be helping out when you come visit the Cav. :D I hope you have a great time while you\'re here and if you have any questions feel free to ask. *hugs and hands a couple bandys* best drink in the band.

[Lanthirrhos]

:D I'm 12th! See? *points at name* :D Sometimes I only pretend to be me... don't worry... its fairly normal... :P

 

Welcome to the Band! lots of great people here! you have fun on your Raw recruit week with each of us you here?

 

And Corki's Official Spiel is AWESOME ane informative! It is a must read!! :D

 

He is a VIP with a VIP! 8) :lol:

 

 

 

i am a law abiding budgy and you can spank me if you wish :-* PLEASE DO!!!! ;D

[Taymist]

Welcome to the Band Asmo :D

 

I'm Tay, CG of the Infantry and the band's Training Officer. If you have any problems or queries during your Recruit time, just shout. :) Look forward to seeing you in the Barracks.

 

Oh and if you see Deathdealer/Footy/Pinky... don't worry, he's completely insane.

 

Hold on to something steady, the Official Spiel is heading your way !!! :lol:

[DeathDealer]

I am not completely insane, just enough to get me committed!

 

Committed to the best dang Org in DM!!

 

I’m more inane than insane, but I’m also a bit of a psychotic psychic.

 

Well, here at the Band you’ve got yerself the Infantry Regiment, the Cavalry Regiment, and the Archer Regiment. It goes without saying which one is the best, so I won’t say it!

 

Corki, the guy who runs this show, will be around shortly to fill you in on all things a new Bander should need to know but might not know, so that is why he is letting you know, so you will know. You know?

 

In the end there was a beginning and at that beginning, there will eventually be an end.

 

Once you get all settled in and immune to the inane, then come check out the Org Game. A place for the peaceful, relaxing past time of beating one another senseless in a perfectly harmless way of roll play. It is as fun as you make it, and I must admit that I entertain myself all the time playing it, but I’m easily amused so take that with a grain of salt. Not too much salt though! Don’t want hypertension!

 

Welcome and enjoy!!

[Corki]

And here I am! As has already been mentioned, do hold onto something steady...or you risk losing your socks and hat as you take a trip on the wild side!

 

*official spiel*

 

Welcome Asmo! An email explaining important information about the Band is currently sitting in your inbox! Take a read! Also check your PMs too! ;)

 

Basically, the Band of the Red Hand is the Travel and Music ORG at DM! By signing up for the Band, you have joined the successful Raw Recruit Scheme. By signing up for the off board site, you will be able to experience the whole process to the maximum! The Executive Officer, F Horn of Valere, or I, will assign you to one of the three Regiments (Archers, Cavalry, Infantry) for a week, where you will be given various tasks to perform, hoping that you will get a picture of what time in each Regiment is like. After a week with each Regiment, you will be asked to pick your final choice of a Regiment.

 

While being a Raw Recruit, there is nothing stopping you from earning points like any other Band member. Points lead to promotion within the Band. Below is a list of possible ways to earn points:

 

- writing reviews on places to visit/holidays you have been on

- writing reviews on music albums and gigs

- replying to other people's reviews and asking questions

- composing Jak O' the Shadow verses

- getting articles published in our monthly newsletter, The Hornsounder

- monthly roll call in the Band's private boards at DM

- any DM project we may have, which includes our Quote Project (speak to Amavia and Angyl)

- and much much more I cannot think of right now!

 

If you complete your time as a Raw Recruit within 3 to 4 weeks, you will get a special award (called the Raw Recruit Stripe) which you can add to your siggy as well!

 

While being a Raw Recruit, you get 3 free strikes. This enables you to break Band Law 3 times without being punished by the Redarms, the Band's own police force. If they see any Law breaking, they will either drag you up for a trial or give you a fun spot fine to do (usually 100 lines of something witty). Channeling is a major no-no in the Band. As is spilling Battle Brew, our beloved drink! Once you have used up your 3 strikes, or join the Band's ranks officially, you will face the full force of Band Law like any other Bander does!

 

Of course, we are not all about working 24/7, as we do let our hair down now and then! We are famous for our bar brawls, which happen frequently! Expect one soon! We also like jokes, tales, funny pictures - things that will make us laugh!

 

We also have many games - at DM, which can be found in the stickies, or the new Lottery set up on our new Dicing with Jak O' the Shadows board, which you will see once you sign up for the private boards here at DM. There are also several on the off board site as well! Also, take the lessons to learn our ORG Game, based on the luck of dice! You get the selected weapons of your division, and can fight anyone in the Band! It is currently being revised, but the ideas will all be the same! There are many staff members for the Game who will be willing to help you out.

 

Once you have signed up for the private boards, you will also be able to participate in our lottery game, which takes place in the Dicing With Jak O' the Shadows board. It is a lot of fun, and your winnings can buy you various goodies!

 

If I have left anything out (which I expect I have!), do not hesitate to ask questions! Someone will be able to answer them for you!

 

One last thing...

 

*hand Asmo a Marshal-General's Special Battle Brew*

 

CARAI AN SHEN AN CALHAR!!!!! 8)

[North Star]

ahhhh....you have just been subjected to the speil...i think your twofor another two round as well...dont worry!! i think alot of it is probably the same and onceyou;ve read it you can forget about it :D i didn;t even get any come to think of it.. *looks at corki*

welcome and visit the archers!! you've already met amavia who is our lovely CG. come and meet the rest of us!! and get flaming shots ;) they're good, trust me ;)