Horatio Cane must die... Who do YOU hate??

[Guest Cadsuane]

I was watching CSI Miami last night, and once again I am amazed at how much I dislike Horatio Cane. Somehow, I enjoy the show (perhaps all the pretty people and scenery), but everytime he speaks, I want to jab a fork in my eye. Or his. Either way, I wouldn't be listening to him anymore.

http://www.throng.co.nz/csi-miami/horatio-cane-one-liners

 

So, any characters that drive you up the wall??

[Ozhammer]

I havent been a David Caruso fan ever! From his days as a snotty, cowardly punk in an Officer and a Gentleman, to him getting bare-arsed in NYPD Blue. He has a head like a dropped pie, and his acting isnt any better. And Im sick of all these CSI franchises as well! I wanna see CSI: Anchorage. Now, Id watch that!

[reyler]

What is up with CBS and all their male leads these days having unusual names?

[missinginstereo]

Ugh, every bloody character has to have an interesting name.

I can't stand those horrible one liners. It's insane, cheesy and bloody annoying. Still love the original, New York is growing on me since whats her face from 24 left. Miami is good though, i've learned to ignore the one liners.

It's been so long since i've actually watched tv that i can't really think of anyone who bugs me. The entire cast of the OC? Or other american tv shows where EVERYONE looks perfect?

[JenniferL]

[Guest Barmacral]

I've never had a problem with the one liners in the show... although they sound really bad on that video. The big thing about Caruso that I don't like is the fact that he never seems to show ANY emotion at all whatsoever. Its raining? meh, a nuke has just gone off and killed my parents? meh. Thats the impression that I get from him.

[Niamh Sedai]

Can Tom Lennox and the Vice President from 24 fall off a bridge please? :x

[SBoydW]

.... Can I second the Horatio Cane must die vote?

 

Although that clip was quite humorous.

[Guest Stefania Sedai]

Yeah, my husband and I had picked up on the whole "put your glasses on and say something clever" thing and we've been using it.

 

Dinner -putyourglasseson- is served

The van -putyourglasseson- is out of gas

The kids -putyourglasseson- need a bath

 

It's lots of fun. You should -putmyglasseson- try it.

[Guest Cadsuane]

Lol, Stefania... I will, if I'm ever with someone who I know will realize I'm being Caruso and not just a jack*ss. :lol:

[Guest Haxorsist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI

 

I did... I did tee a putty tat. ^^

[Lilliandra]

meh, I'd still let him frisk me

[Guest Barmacral]

You know Lilliandra, you are probably the horniest person in the Seanchan Org, and considering who we have as members, thats pretty impressive.

[Lilliandra]

It's a gift, what can I tell ya?

[Guest Cadsuane]

Rofl, Hax. That was fun. It certainly fits with Stef's putyourglasseson gag!

[Jafael]

I love Horatio Caine, and I'm not afraid to admit it. LOL! Something about the way he rescues all hopeless damsels in distress gets me.

 

I'm all over the I'd let him frisk me thing. ;) Hehe

 

And now that I'm thinking about getting frisked, I can't think of a character who bugs me. I know there is one...

[Guest Stefania Sedai]

HA! Hax, too funny. And by the way I love when I am right!

[Guest Loreina al'Landragoran]

My husband and I are old enough to remember the old Hawaii Five-O TV show with Jack Lord as the famous detective. Horatio talks and acts so much like him that we think Caruso must be channeling Jack Lord's spirit. It's insane sometimes. The other day he even said "Book 'em" and I could swear I heard the ghost of a "Dan-o" after it. And yeah, both characters are really controlled, serious, cold, etc, too much so, I think.

[ironcross]

horation cain your my hearo......  no relly i do like him a lot.  its his brother in law i cant stand, delco, espetialy after getting shot in the head

[woolhead]

What?! I LOVE Horatio Cane... so much in fact, that I drew a picture of him in paint... with a giant axe... sticking out of his head... and blood splattered everywhere... it was the only way I could express my feelings for him... I just love him so much it hurts, you know?  :'(