[SWEET] You know you love it: Spice Girls Renunion

[Guest Emperor]

 

A week after swearing it would never happen, former Spice Girl Melanie “Sporty” Chisholm is saying there is indeed a Spice Girls reunion in the works.

 

"I've spoken to all the girls and yes, we'll do a one-off reunion for a big enough occasion or cause,” Chisholm told the UK press this week.

 

Apparently when she first brushed off the idea, she was angry with the band's creator, Simon Fuller, who accused her of delaying a comeback because she is still trying to start a solo career. But it seems she changed her mind about reuniting with girl group….

 

…presumably after a large sack of cash was dropped on her doorstep by a mysterious stranger named Señor Moneybags.

[Corki]

*ponders deleting this*

 

No, no, no! Can't they just rot in hell??

[DeathDealer]

WOW!!! Will there be another movie, too?

 

 

If so, I'll hire the hitman right now! At $20,000 a hit in U.S. currency, that's $100,000.

 

I'm taking donations for the newly created charity organization that strives to serve the music community by putting out hits on singers/groups that need to die. Please give to SPASG (Sane People Against Spice Girls)

 

All donations are tax deductable.

[Guest Emperor]

One can only hope there will be a SpiceWorld 2!

[DeathDealer]

You are a sick, sick person.

[Guest Emperor]

I tell you watcha you want... what you really really want....

 

Now that the song is stuck in your head....

 

Yeah that was mean.

 

If you wanna be my lover...

[Niamh Sedai]

*loves Empy*

 

*disappears back to the WT*

[F Horn of Valere]

God help us all...

[DeathDealer]

*Sings along with Empy*

 

One thing about being disturbed... you aren't affected by the disturbed.

[Kara_J]

*puts on Metallica loud to drive the thoughts of the Spice Girls away, since thats not working turns to Cradle of Filth instead*

 

 

Aaaaah! thats better!!!

[JR]

*Donates 20,000 to the SPASG*..........*Realizes he doesnt have 20,000*

 

Oh god why wont it stop?

 

*Turns on Black Label Society to try to kill it*

 

Dang it its not working.

[Taymist]

That is a seriously distressing thought !!!

 

*sticks Sisters of Mercy on to drive bad thoughts away*

[SBoydW]

Can't we just grind them up!!! :shock:

 

*runs in terror while listening to Godsmack's "Running Blind".*

[Corki]

Shall I delete this horrible thread from DM forever??

 

*chills out to some Chemical Brothers to help him over the initial shock of this thread*

[Tiresias]

You mean you people didn't like Spice World?

 

I love that movie!

 

It has George Wendt! Come on! He's amazing! Norm Rocks!

[Taymist]

*looks at Tir*

 

Are you sure you're Infantry??? :?

 

Corki !! Do something !! lol

[Guest Emperor]

How come every time I read this post, I start singing the song.... and it makes me smile.

 

Shhh, it also has Roger Moore in it...

 

[PineTree]

Do we get this a lot? I seem to have made a terrible mistake signing up!

[Guest Cadsuane]

"Piiine Treee! Coming in to Piiiine Treee!" Ahh, I like that movie. I will have to remember to watch it next Christmas.

 

Do you live in Vermont, PT? ^_^

[PineTree]

Sorry. Never lived nor been there but we do have lots of pines here.

 

Haven't seen that movie* myself. I'll try to catch it the next time I don't skip Christmas.

 

 

*NOT the Spice Movie.

[Guest Cadsuane]

It's White Christmas, with Bing Crosby and Rosemary Clooney. It's a cheesy holiday flick, but it reminds me of childhood. ^_^

[bad company]

Have you you thought about removing your tongue to stop the singing empy? :twisted:

All I know about that movie is that it features the spice girls and Ted Mulray(bus driver) While we are at it let's rmove spice girls tongues.

[Corki]

Pine Tree - this is not normal. It is Empy being cruel and twisted. I'll find a way to exact some revenge on the Seanchan! :twisted:

[DeathDealer]

I wouldn't have cared if Jack Nicholson, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Charlton Heston, and John Wayne raised from the dead were in that movie!!! It had the Spice Girls in it and needs to be removed from the world for the sake of future generations!!

[Taymist]

*nods emphatically*

 

Why couldn't DM have a glitch now???? Tsk